Amanda the Lost Vizsla

From PetFinder:



Size: Large

Age: Adult

Sex: Female

ID: A1259894


My name is AMANDA. I’m a spayed RED VIZSLA. My age is 6 YRS 0 MO. I’m in the NORTH shelter. My ID number is A1259894, my necktag number is N314

County of San Diego Department of Animal Services

Carlsbad, CA


Amanda is obviously someone’s pet. If you lost her, please go get her — she misses you.

i like krismas brake

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i hav deesided that this krismas brake thing is kwite all rite becuz it meenz mama is off of wurk for too weeks and so i am gitting a lot of ekstra kuddel time

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git yore own desk!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel with the deteeryorayting ekonomik sitchooayshun i hav fownd myself in need of funds to reebild the doghowse of justiss and repayr the damadj wot the gofer broke sufferd wen trouble the kitty yoozd ot to reskew me and the other dogs from the dinosawrs and so i hav wunse agin turnd to the only forse powerful enuf to reskew the wurld from finanshul rooin thats rite its the african bankers!!!

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wot duz entrapmint meen???

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizlsa dog hay wel it luks like tucker is definitly feeling better theez days becuz luk wot he is up to:

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Just as it seemed that I was about to be freed from this dungeon by the high-powered New York attorney, my fast-talking cellmate convinced him that he was Dennis the Vizsla, despite the fact that he is clearly a rabbit while I am clearly a dog. With the success of this ruse, I am relegated to confinement here in this dank, dark prison cell. Or am I?

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a verry vizsla krismas

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel after last yeer i lernd that their ar goodeez inside the funny luking payper that mama likes to rap stuf in but i stil dont kwite hav the hang of this krismas thing opening presents seems like sumthing that is better sooted to peepul wot hav opposabul thums fortchoonatly i hav my brother tucker arownd to do it for me he duznt hav opposabul thums eether but is an ekspeeryensd theef wot nos how to git at the gud stuf:

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brayn salad surdjery

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel after weeks of frustrayshun with stuffeez wot ar indestructibul or dont hav stuffing in them or ar just mayd owt of layer after layer of wool i hav finaly fownd satisfakshun with my monkee toy

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awards just in time for krismas!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel i hav been reemiss in posting sum awards wot i got last week but heer they ar just in time for krismas i hope it is not too late for them to be deliverd!!!  ok heer goes:

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how i helpd owt greenpeas

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel yoo may hav herd abowt this organizayshun calld greenpeas wot in addishun to there importent vedjtabul relayted wurk also likes to do stuf such as save the belooga wales frum those wot wood do them harm wel heer is a story abowt how i helpd greenpeas owt on this kritical mishun

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Prison Break

While the two FBI agents, Mulder and Scully, conduct their “investigation” of my adventures, I am left locked in this federal dungeon, with only a deranged rabbit for company.  Meanwhile, the gophers have no doubt relocated their fabulous underground kingdom and all-you-can-eat buffet to some even more remote outpost of the underworld, all my various scientific endeavors lay idle, and I have to listen to story after highly questionable story from my cellmate.

It’s enough to drive an archeologist mad.

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