smells like meem speerit!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i wuz sort of double tagd by my gud frends goodbear and lavenderbay to do a nose meem abowt smels wot i like now beeing a dog i can smel all kinds of things wot mayks it hard to chooz just five gud smels and five bad smels but i wil try to manadj it heer goze
five smells wot i like:
- the grass at the adjility feeld sumtimes i fergit that i am suppozd to be doing adjility and just snuffel arownd the grass for a wile it smels like bunneez and coyoteez and gofers and all kinds of other stuf
- skunk joose
- naypalm in the morning becuz it smels like victory and — wot??? oh dada sez that is wot colonel kilgore loves in the famus dokyoomentry apokalips now ummm wot i ment to say was butter but reely i ment naypalm shhh dont tell dada
- reconstitooted pig powder
- the air at feeesta iland
five smells wot i dont like so much:
- the inside of the vetnameez playse they dont sel noodels their no matter wot ennywun sez!!!
- sweet potatoes
- the stinky stuff mama sprays on herself i dont understand why mama wants to smel stinky i cud find her lots of gud fragrint stuf to roll in if she only wood ask
- wildfire smoke
- upholstry and that is why i must destroy it all
and now heer ar five buddeez wot i am marking to also do the smell meem sorry hyoomans yoo ar owt of luk becuz yore nozes dont wurk so gud so i am just passing this along to dogs and kitteez ok heer goze:
whew all that thinking abowt smels has mayd me hungry i wil hav to go mix me up a batch of reconstitooted pig powder i hav more meems to do but they wil hav to wayt for anuther day ok bye