Welcome to today’s episode of Lockup: Hound, the show that takes you inside the unseen world of dog convicts. Today, we take our cameras to California, where the notorious pillow and stuffie killer Dennis the Vizsla sits in solitary confinement, awaiting his parole.
Solitary confinement: Hard time. In the cell that the cons call “The Crate”, Dennis the Vizsla isn’t allowed to participate in what passes for life here in the lockup; he can see the other inmates, but he can’t touch them or play with them or wrestle with them. As you on the outside taunt the regular prisoners with your freedom, so they taunt him with theirs. Freedom, as they say, is relative.
Even the basest criminal has rights, of course, and those in Lockup: Hound know how to exercise them. A request for an attorney is not something that can be ignored, even when it comes from someone who’s been confined to The Crate.
But, like most hardened cons, Dennis the Vizsla is always working an angle, even when talking with his lawyer. Dennis doesn’t realize it, but his attorney is actually doing him a favor by refusing to participate in his crazy schemes to escape. Dennis’s cell is under constant video surveillance, and even if he did manage to get out of The Crate, he would still be trapped within the walls of the wider prison. He would certainly be caught again, and then jail-breaking would be added to his long list of crimes.
Even though Dennis the Vizsla remains in solitary, his mind is not captive, and is free to wander. Who knows what pitiful fantasies he entertains as he watches the minutes tick by into hours? That is one thing that even our cameras cannot reveal.
This concludes today’s episode of Lockup: Hound. We hope you’ll join us again for our next show. And remember: Enjoy your freedom while you have it.
The Oceanside Animals 
I think you’ve been framed again.
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Dennis, I’ll add you to my “collect calls to be accepted” list. Maybe we can do something about the conditions there.
Myeye – your lawyer in Alberkerkee
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ayayay! what did you do to deserve such treatment…. shipping you a slice of pizza. just in case tucker forgets… may i use your bff gold card, heee heee heee
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oh, he’s a good boy! let him out!
wow, trixie is such a fur ball! i love it. she trots just like my cody bear!
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Ooooh Nooooo. Dennis! My friend! You really need to stop with the stuffies and couch pillows and whatever else you are destroying that gets you thrown into lockup because its much better to be lounging around on the couch on a pillow with the stuffies in it its much more comfortable. You’re a menace, Dennis! Your friend, Clover
Dude! Why in the world would you want to remove the stuff from a stuffie? I just don’t understand that at all. Coz.
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Oh, solitary, oh man sorry about that Dennis! Joey and Kealani
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Dennis, you do not even have a TV in your cell? That is very, very Wrong.
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Well I thinks a file in a sausage would not do you too much good even though it would be tasty delishuss cause I am not shore you could use a file with yer paws. Therefore I would prolly ask Trixie fer a sausage without a file in it. Now I do notiss you is in a plastik crate and I did defeat one of them thangs early in my career by jest chewing on the plastik part. It is not too hard so you might try it but honestlee it does not taste good certainly not as good as a sausage.
Yer pal Dozer
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Poor Dennis. At least Trixie came by to keep you company.
Sending one sausage with file by FedEx overnight.
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You’ll be free soon Dennis! I wonder what you did!
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say if you run into oj there can you get his autograph for me?
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Oh so sorry Dennis. Bobo and Meja the Sharpei puppies are on the way to bust you out. Stay tuned.
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Ask for a computer Dennis, they have lottsa files in them.
Dixie says: Hay Dennis, the Maree Antwonet award finalee payd off!!! Mummy mayd a kayk larst nite & daddy gayv me sum wen he had kayk for brekfest. Thay did let me eet kayk just lyk the award sed they wood. Hav yoo had yors yet???
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Oh Dennis. I usually say something silly here, but all I can wish is you would just learn your lesson buddie… Maybee your Momma and Dadda could sprinkle some pepper on the cushions or something?
Dude, is it really worth it ? :))
V-V
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Oh DENNIS! I shud find my way to yoo to help yoo escape!
OHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!!
::Springs in my feet::
::springs in my feet::
I is Jake!
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Dennis, dude. That really sucks. I have no advice, just a whole lotta sympathy.
Brown dog kisses,
Dannan
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Dennis-sorry for your confinement but I do have to thank you…everytime I need to smile, I know I can come here to get one. Your escapades are priceless.
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Love the part where Tucker suddenly goes sleighbelling by. I mean, you directed this film, right, Dennis?
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We will come and visit you sometime in da pen. But when you get out make sure you don’t get caught next time!
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“Can you put some garbage on half of it?”…hilarious!
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