hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay do yoo no wot yesterday wuz??? do yoo huh do yoo????? ok i wil tel yoo it wuz the krismas party for my flyball teem it wuz held at a stakehowse calld miyabi wot servs fud in the stile of the mithical land of japan their wuz food and drinks and presents and stuffeez and i no yoo ar saying to yoreself wel dennis that sownds like a grate party so wot is so unfare abowt that???? wel wayt i hav not yet told yoo ware i wuz wile this party wuz going on yes yoo gessd it i wuz at home in my krate!!!!
this so calld miyabi stakehowse is wun of those playses were a man comes owt and cuks fud rite in frunt of yoo just luk at all that luvly meet and chikkin and fish and wotnot!!!
wel if i wuz their i wood hav told him dont wurry abowt cuking that stuf just shovel it rite into my mowth ok????
of korse i am not such the big fan of fire but in this kayse i wood mayk an eksepshun
oh wel at leest dada had to miss owt on the party too becuz he is not on the flyball teem so i am shoor they wood not let him hav enny of that yummy fud and —
hay!!!!!! why duz dada git to hav fud?!?!?! he duznt even play flyball!!! i demand an investigayshun!!! ok wel ennyway mooving on i herd that their wer presents and sumthing calld a yankee swop ware peepul can steel gifts frum eech other like theez:
hay mama can yoo steel those biskits for me? mama? mama? hay mama!!!!! hmm i dont think she can heer me maybe its becuz the stuffeez ar mayking too much noise:
ha ha verry funny mister bloo oktopus yoo ar just lucky yoo did not come home with my mama and dada!!!! hay mama didnt yoo git ennything for me at this party?! i am the wun wot duz all the wurk at flyball yoo no!!! i hav to do the running and the jumping and the carrying arownd the tennis ball in my mowth and hay wot is that wot mama is holding up in the air????
egad luk at the size of that thing!!!!! its joopiter on a rope!!!! hay mama can i play with that huh can i pleez??!?!?
wel ok i gess i wil forgiv them this time but nekst time their better be a seet for me at that table ha ha ok bye