hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i wood like yoo to meet my noo littel frend the fat rownd piggy:
today the voyses in my hed told me that i must destroy him
now i no wot yoo ar thinking yoo ar thinking that after such a brutal rownd of beeing destroyd their wood be nuthing left of the piggy eksept for fluf and scraps of fabric but in fakt the piggy is almost entirely unharmd!!!!!
in fakt the only damadj i wuz abel to do wuz to tare off the tag and eet it but now i am kind of sorry i did that becuz if i hadnt eeten the tag then maybe it wood hav givn me sum kloo as to ware theez sooper toys like the unstuffd foks and now the indestructabul piggy are coming frum but as it stands now i hav no ideea wot evil jeenyus mite be behind this playg of sooper toys oh wel at leest hooever it is hasnt started making furnitcher upholstry yet
ha ha ok bye