hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel yoo may hav herd abowt this organizayshun calld greenpeas wot in addishun to there importent vedjtabul relayted wurk also likes to do stuf such as save the belooga wales frum those wot wood do them harm wel heer is a story abowt how i helpd greenpeas owt on this kritical mishun
it all started wen i diskoverd that a belooga wale had beechd itself on the floor in the dining rum
i noo at wunse that i had to reskew the poor belooga wale from the floor so i pikd it up in order to protekt it from marawding kreetchers such as dust bunneez and jeroosalem krikkits and tucker
at first i brawt it to the settee in the dining rum but then i thawt that wuz too close to the kitchen ware sumbuddy mite aksidently mayk belooga salad or kaveear owt of it
so then i brawt the belooga wale over to the kowtch in the living rum ware it wood be safe frum beeing mayd into a kasseroal
their yoo go poor belooga wale sayf and sownd on the kowtch!!!!
but oh gosh the belooga wale shoor smells a littel bit like yummy fish … i am shoor greenpeas woodnt mind if i just tuk a little nibbel on the belooga wale rite??? just wun littel luv nibbel and then i wil tayk it and releese it in the oshun i promiss!!!!
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oh um oooops i mite hav tayken more than wun luv nibbel on the belooga wale
oh wel i gess i cant reely releese the belooga wale into the oshun in this condishun but i am shoor greenpeas wont miss wun belooga wale after all their has to be like wot at leest nine or ten of them left in the wild and besides it must be hard wurk for greenpeas to keep trak of all those diffrent wales so reely i hav dun them a hyooj favor by tayking this wun owt of sirculayshun but just in case shhhh dont tell them abowt this seereez of events thanks ok bye
The Oceanside Animals 
Dennis:
You are so environmentally conscious! More reasons why we love you!
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Dennis, is this related to visualizing whirled peas?
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Maybe you could join the crew of Whale Wars! I’ll bet riding on the Sea Shepherd would be fun!
ps: I will not tell them that you might have left that beluga whale a little bit fuzzy.
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You’re lips are hilarious holding that whale, you’re so cute. ya might want to steer clear of Amnesty international too, while you’re at it.
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Did that bulugah whale bite you Dennis. I think that’s why you had to nibble him.
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Better luck next time! At least you are trying to save the whales.
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You should leave the rescuing to the professionals we think!
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Hmm that belooga whale did not fite back the way I ekspected considering the depikshun on the cover of Apollo 18 and other popular kulture items. I am sumwhat disappointed cause I wuz eckspekting a spektakular battle.
Yer pal Dozer
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Water Dennis, the whale needed water. You shoulda flushed him down the toilet & he woulda eventually got back to the ocean. But you did good anyway, it was the thought that counts not the sushi meal you had
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Oh Dennis, dat sure looked like fun!!
OHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!!
::springs in my feet::
::springs in my feet::
So did it taste like gud fish??
I is Jake!
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Dennis they say the fishies came out of the water and made legs.. lets just say that the balooga whale did-ed that and actually made it and grew lots of fuzzy furs acause it was so cold and went into a stasis to grow his legs 🙂 hrrrm.. yeah that sounds like a good alibi! 🙂
V-V
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Dennis Mummy correkted me she sez the cover of Apollo 18 is a sperm whale and a squid not a belooga whale and a Dennis. So never mind about the spektakular battle. Unless you feels like it. I am shore Greenpeas will not mind it if you gives this whale sum healthy exersize.
Yer pal Dozer
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terrible thing that temptation…
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I noticed you were keeping the whale’s face moist in your mouth. Smart! Too bad he never made it back to the ocean. You did your best. Once they beach themselves, they are difficult to save.
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Did it taste like chicken? Joey and Kealani
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Better you eat him than he eat you. Remember Jonah?
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Denny, you are probably the only dog in the whole world that could use the word “settee” and get away with it!
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Ooo Denniz that is so good of you to have taken care of the whale… errr.. well, you had good intentions anyway! 🙂
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