hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel yoo may hav herd abowt this organizayshun calld greenpeas wot in addishun to there importent vedjtabul relayted wurk also likes to do stuf such as save the belooga wales frum those wot wood do them harm wel heer is a story abowt how i helpd greenpeas owt on this kritical mishun
it all started wen i diskoverd that a belooga wale had beechd itself on the floor in the dining rum
i noo at wunse that i had to reskew the poor belooga wale from the floor so i pikd it up in order to protekt it from marawding kreetchers such as dust bunneez and jeroosalem krikkits and tucker
at first i brawt it to the settee in the dining rum but then i thawt that wuz too close to the kitchen ware sumbuddy mite aksidently mayk belooga salad or kaveear owt of it
so then i brawt the belooga wale over to the kowtch in the living rum ware it wood be safe frum beeing mayd into a kasseroal
their yoo go poor belooga wale sayf and sownd on the kowtch!!!!
but oh gosh the belooga wale shoor smells a littel bit like yummy fish … i am shoor greenpeas woodnt mind if i just tuk a little nibbel on the belooga wale rite??? just wun littel luv nibbel and then i wil tayk it and releese it in the oshun i promiss!!!!
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oh um oooops i mite hav tayken more than wun luv nibbel on the belooga wale
oh wel i gess i cant reely releese the belooga wale into the oshun in this condishun but i am shoor greenpeas wont miss wun belooga wale after all their has to be like wot at leest nine or ten of them left in the wild and besides it must be hard wurk for greenpeas to keep trak of all those diffrent wales so reely i hav dun them a hyooj favor by tayking this wun owt of sirculayshun but just in case shhhh dont tell them abowt this seereez of events thanks ok bye