The Oceanside Animals
And their imaginary friends
brayn salad surdjery
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel after weeks of frustrayshun with stuffeez wot ar indestructibul or dont hav stuffing in them or ar just mayd owt of layer after layer of wool i hav finaly fownd satisfakshun with my monkee toy
now yoo may hav herd that monkee brayns ar considerd a delikasy but as far as i can tel there is not reely enny diffrense between the stuffing inside a monkees hed and the stuffing frum ennyware else however dada sez i am not verry diskriminayting wotever that meens i hav also herd that eeting brayns mayks yoo a zombee or that zombees eet brayns or that stuffeez withowt braynz can be tayken over by the evil speerit of teddy ruxpin or wotever but those ar just silly fairy tails i am shoor that nothing bad like that cud posibly happen heer as a rezult of my littel snak ha ha ok bye
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WOW!
You are good!
Furry furry good!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: AND woo’ve planted an album earworm into my mom’s head! EXTRA points fur that!
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from Bobo and Meja the Sharpei puppies – Dennis we have the same monkey and we didn’t eat the brains. Mommy took them before we gots them. But the belly parts = yummy…
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Diabolical!
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Harrrrr dennis
That is a great way to stop the evil of the Ted Harrrrr.
Cap’n Maverick the Pirate
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Dennis, you seem to know way too much about “zombees”. What you been reading,eh!
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Wow, Teddy Ruxpin — that’s a blast from the past. Happy Holidays, Dennis & Co!
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Pretty soon you will be able to do actual brain surgery!
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Wow. You did a really good job on that monkey!
Woof!
Sophy
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For some reason that reminded me of one of my favorite movies where Hannibal feeds brains to that little boy on the airplane.
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Hai Dennis, dis is not gud, not gud at all! Ummm if yoo puked out the stuffins I fink yoo shud be ok.
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hahah Dennis you look so innocent!! Now I sees why you getz away with so much!!
It was funny when you was talking bout monkey brains a cause Momma remembers that from something too! She did a big shivver.. it was funny! 🙂
V-V
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Dennis my Mummy sez that diskriminashun is bad so I thinks it is good when yer Dada sez you are not diskriminating. I does not know why sumbuddy would diskriminate against monkee brains anyways seeing as how they are just as much funs to tear up as any other stuffee brains.
Yer pal Dozer
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I always thought Teddy Ruxpin was an evil dude, better sleep with one eye open.
The monkey brains are better with ketchup.
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mmmm, just for today i’ll stay away from the insides of anything. wait. make that always….
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oooops, nearly forgot. merry christmas dear dennis, tucker, trixie and trouble the cat and i hope your dada is getting you juuuuust what you want!
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I knew there was a reason why I never liked that bear.
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This goes to prove that one should be prepared for anything when on the way to clean the litter box.
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Run away! Teddy Ruxpin!
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