Just as it seemed that I was about to be freed from this dungeon by the high-powered New York attorney, my fast-talking cellmate convinced him that he was Dennis the Vizsla, despite the fact that he is clearly a rabbit while I am clearly a dog. With the success of this ruse, I am relegated to confinement here in this dank, dark prison cell. Or am I?
The rabbit, taunter that he is, bids me farewell in his own inimitable fashion.
For his sake, I hope we never meet again, or he might find himself on the business end of one of my rope toys. Not that there is much chance of that; this cell is clearly escape-proof, especially since I don’t even have my trusty fedora with me. I always think better when I am wearing my fedora.
As I sit on the cold, hard floor pondering my next move, I notice that a circular section of stone has begun to rotate, as if unscrewing from within. To my surprise, it soon opens, revealing a most unexpected visitor:
The creature claims that his name is Hoggle, and that he is searching for a lost friend of his. I have no idea what led him to think she might be in this forsaken place, but we soon come to an agreement; I will help him find his friend, and he will get me out of my cell. I follow him down his tunnel, which, bizarrely, eventually disburses us through a gigantic urn in a vast subterranean courtyard.
This is hardly what I expected when I agreed to accompany the gnome on his journey, but it is clearly an archeological treasure trove of unknown races and lost civilizations. Who knows what wonders await discovery as we journey through this realm in search of the mysterious Sarah? I can hardly wait to begin exploring. Surely our quest will be successful; because I am Dennis the Vizsla, and I never give up.
The Oceanside Animals 
I do not believe you should trust that ugly gnome!
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Watch out for David Bowie in his impossibly tight trousers! *shutter*
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NEVER trust a gnome!
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I’m with Shannon H! After all, that would be how my khousin Merdie’s mom would sign a post!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
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Is that Benny the troll???
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The Blog of eternal stench? I hope he’s not referring to mine….
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the graphic with dennis in the crystal ball…WELL DONE!
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Happy Holidays Dennis!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
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HA HA Eternal stench.. you woofies would like that wouldn’t you Dennis?!?! :p haha Well it’s got to be better than that dank lonely cell?
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We would like to order that poster with Dennis in it, please!!!
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Yo Dennis!!!
POOPED out,
Solid Gold Dancer
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that’s one ugly….. person? good luck on your new adventure!
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so dennis, you need an agent? lets do lunch buddy ..
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Ooo wow that is a dark and dreary place, I’m so glad you got out!
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This is your scariest adventure yet Dennis. That gnome is very ugly.
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Please tell me that Dennis gets to meet David Bowie. 🙂
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I thought head shots were normal in soccer? Or is it in police stations?
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I want to see the rest of this movie!
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