He’s No Angel

Just when it seemed as if we were about to find out way out of the labyrinth and get Ludo back to his band, the full extent of Jareth’s treachery was revealed.  He took the tickets Hoggle had obtained from his former employers at Travelocity and left with a retinue of goblins to become the new lead singer of Ludo’s band, while Ludo, Hoggle, Tucker, and I were imprisoned in the dank depths of the Goblin King’s dungeon.  When I became an archeologist, I never thought that I would end up entombed myself …

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mango tango

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay my noo frend mango the mastiff tagd me to luk in the kompyooter and see wot i wuz dooing a yeer ago so i lukd bak and i diskoverd that a yeer ago dada wuz beeing a slacker and not putting up a post evry day oh for shayme dada!!!!

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a skolalry treetis on how things wot fly fly

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel after my erlier post abowt how my canada goose toy cant fly away frum me on akownt of i remoovd its air bladder i reealized that menny peepul wer unaware of birds and there air bladders and so i hav kreeayted this eksawstivly reeserchd skolarly treetis on how things wot fly manadj to stay in the air heer it is:

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the misteeryus fetch observer

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yesterday i wuz playing a gud gaym of fetch with dada wen sumthing verry misteeryus happend!!!

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The Monster Revealed

Last week, we thought we had completed the quest set before us by Jareth the Goblin King, only to discover that he sought a different red beast that had been haunting the Bog of Eternal Stench. Little did we know that even as our quest seemed on the edge of failure, it was about to take a bizarre twist …

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The Adventure of the Nibbled Chicken

Hello, good readers.  This is Tucker the Vizsla.  Recently, some scurrilous rumors and dubious video footage has surfaced purporting to show me trying to get at a chicken that Mama was defrosting in the kitchen sink.  But do these rumors hold up to scrutiny?  Let’s investigate.

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flyball turnamint!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot??? yesterday i went to my first reel flyball turnamint ware i akchooally compeeted how abowt that??? now i no wot yoo ar thinking yoo ar thinking wow dennis so tel us wot is the life of a profeshunal dog athleet like wel yoo ar in luk becuz i am heer as a profeshunal dog athleet to tel yoo all abowt it!!!

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