hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i hav herd that peepul like to make rezolooshuns arownd now so that they hav sumthing wot they can feel gilty abowt for the hole yeer i am not so much into feeling gilty howevr i hav deesided to mayk a noo yeerz rezolooshun to be nicer to my stuffie frends and not shred them kwite so much
now i no wot yoo ar thinking yoo ar thinking yoo ar thinking hay dennis why wood yoo want to stop shredding yore stuffiez wen they so kleerly deserv it wel i hav come to the reealizayshun that wen i shred my stuffiez i then dont hav them arownd to play with ennymore so i am frum this day forward going to ignore the voyses in my hed wot tel me to destroy them
now i no wot else yoo ar thinking yoo ar thinkng hay dennis that is a pretty big rezolooshun ar yoo shoor yoo wil be abel to keep it??? to wich i say of korse i can keep it becuz i am a vizsla dog and we wer bred for owr willpower and owr focus and owr hay wot is that thing hanging in the doorway over their????
wot??? i must destroy the blue dog??? wel ok voyses in my hed just as a speshul favor to yoo i wil destroy this stuffie but then no others after all i mayd a rezolooshun!!!
now that duznt kownt as braking my noo yeerz rezolooshun becuz after all i only just mayd it in fakt i think that my rezolooshun shud go into effekt tomorro insted of today dont yoo????? after all tomorro is another day ha ha ok bye