In The Hall Of The Goblin King

After escaping from the FBI dungeon with the help of my new friend, Hoggle the Gnome, I have found myself in a strange subterranean maze, the likes of which have not been seen since the Minotaur roamed the labyrinth of Knossos.  Although I am greatly relieved to be out of captivity, I find myself wondering if I have not traded one prison for another, vaster one, even more difficult to escape.

I have begun to wonder if my putative guide, Hoggle, actually knows his way around this confusing realm; we have spent several hours wandering through a vast hedge-maze and appear to be no closer to finding either Hoggle’s friend Sarah or our way out.

Eventually, even Hoggle is forced to admit that we are lost:

Fortunately, we eventually find our way out of the hall of the hideous eyeless white creature, only to be confronted by a new threat which Hoggle evidently finds even more terrifying.

At first, I don’t understand what Hoggle is afraid of; after all, the rest of the band is not present, so there is little danger that they will begin jamming.  However, I soon learn that the one whom I took for the lead singer of an 80s hair band is, in fact, the powerful and dreaded Goblin King.

The Goblin King does not deign to repeat himself, so I am forced to guess how to respond.  A wrong answer could well mean my death. Fortunately, I guess correctly.

Or did I?

I have evidently entered myself into the service of the Goblin King, charged to complete some deadly errand or quest that I didn’t even hear him explain.  But I have no doubt that, whatever it is, I will be able to carry it out; because I am Dennis the Vizsla, and I never give up.

14 thoughts on “In The Hall Of The Goblin King

  1. Dennis I thinks I must behaving a bad day a cause Momma just burst out laughing at the 2nd last picture.. for some reason your nose reminds her of a butt! I can not see this.. but well I think I’ll be taking Momma back to bed now!
    She must have been all excited from seeing the goblin king. 😛

    V-V

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hello nice reeder its dennis the vizsla dog hay leev me a peemail if yoo want to!!! ok bye

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