The Hipster Kitties
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mister oblivius
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as yoo may be awayr of my brother tucker likes to sit and suk on his fleesey toyz and kneed them with his feets and wen he duz that mama and dada say he has gawn to his happy playse ware he is compleetly unaware of his serrowndings why just the other day owr televizhun wuz invayded by an army of vogons and he didnt even notiss:
wen tucker luks at a fleese stuffie he duznt see that it is evil and needs to be destroyd he seez this:
come on tucker its not verry dignified to sit their sucking on a stuffie in that fashun like yoo think yoo mite git milk owt of it or sumthing!!!! so reely wen i destroy stuffiez i am only trying to help tucker brake his sucky man habbit after all he is a big boy and shudnt need a passifier ennymore rite??? ok bye
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Death to all stuffiez! On the other hand, I sometimes get the urge to use a binky. Hmmm…
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I’ve yet to kill one – nor sit and do THAT with one!
I’m more of a race ’round with it in my mouth kinda girrrrrl!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
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wow….you have SO totally gotten your money’s worth out of gimp!
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I thought only cats did that! That second picture would be perfect for the Tuckmeister, innit?
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We wanted to come by and thank you for visiting and leaving nice words about our Bandit.
~ The Bunch, minus one
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So THAT is where Brogan learned toy sucking….reading your blog!
I’m going to have to restrict his computer privileges
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Alas, we have no toy suckers here — they dismantle them, chew up their little squeeky hearts, throw the fuzz all over the house, and carry the carcasses around. It would greatly reduce the drain on the family budget if they just sucked on them. I don’t even care if it looks a little weird. I periodically wash the carcasses and put them back in the toybox.
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Ah, Tucker, that is very, very sweet!
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Good luck with the suckling Tucker. 🙂
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I think that is so funny. What a sweet boy you are Tucker.
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Sure he looks very focused doing that!
Have a nice day
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
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Well Tucker needs a vice too Dennis.
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Tucker that is the cutest! You just go right ahead and go to your happy place sweetie!
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Addie
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Dennis may we add you to our fav fur blogs list so we can see what adventures you are up to?
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Addie
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Tucker… you is… doing what to the stuffy? Um well ok if you likes doing. Jest be shore to tear it to pieces afterwards okay? You must always tell that stuffy who is boss. Im not too shore sucking on it is the same as telling it who is boss.
Yer pal Dozer
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Actually, Dennis…the circuit board clipboard is ACTUALLY made out of a real circuit board. How cool is that??
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You’re right, Dennis, Tucker indulges in an infantile habit. Now back to my beer bottle.
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Aww Tucker baby!@ Don’t you worry! My Little cousin does that with all his toys too :)))
What a sweet boy you is! 🙂
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Mom’s old cat used to do that, but with blankets. The blankets would always be wet!
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how sweet is that toy???? never seen one…
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Oh my goodness! It could be worse though… When Misty was a puppy and went to live with her Aunt Georgina she started to suck on her! In fact she sucked on her so much and for so long that poor Georgina came into milk even though she’d never had any puppies of her own. This went on until Misty was 7 yrs old and took a lot of patience to break the habit. Poor Georgina had to wear a t-shirt for months! 😉
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Tucker, I don’t know how to tell you this. Dennis is right. He’s just trying to protect you. Someone has pulled the wool (or in this case, the fleece) over your eyes and you can’t even see what’s going on. When you look up “fleeced” in the dictionary, it has your name all over it. –verb: to deprive of money, belongings, or DIGNITY by means of trickery. See: Tucker, the Vizsla fleeced of all pride and dignity by a mere fleecy toy.
Toys are meant to be destroyed. Don’t worry, Dada will buy you more.
Behr Behr, the shred meister
behrrake.wordpress.com
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That is so beyond adorable!!!
Do you buy him stuffies with that in mind? 🙂
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Dennis I am a very confident and grown up kinda pug and I still suck my blankie several times a day. Momma sayz it helps me to relax and get into my proper chi zone. All I know is I like it!
M
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Awwww how sweet!
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Hey, I do that too.
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Awww… Almostgotit’s 12 year old daughter plus also Almostgotit her own self keep watching Tucker’s video over and over. It’s so cute. So SO cute…
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