Grooming Inspectors

Whenever there’s grooming to be done, count on your grooming inspectors to make sure it’s done properly!  We work seven days a week, 365 days a year, with little pay and few benefits, all to ensure the quality of your grooming experience.

“Excuse me, sir, do you have a license to perform grooming?”
“Is this an approved undercoat rake?”
“Do you have a permit and signed consent form to film this grooming operation?”
“Excuse me, ma’am, but do you realize you’re being filmed?”
“I will gladly accept a grooming session in exchange for overlooking certain … irregularities.”
“Just whisper in my ear, is it worth taking a bribe from this guy?”

23 Comments on “Grooming Inspectors

  1. We would not like to sign up. We undergo this horror with great reluctance. And we’re sure mommy doesn’t have a license for this.

    Bobo and Meja the Sharpei puppies

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  2. Now that makes gwooming look like fun!!
    I think you have a bettewew gwoomew than me.
    I hate having my haiw yanked out
    smoochie kisses
    ASTA

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  3. HAHA! Tucker & Dennis were quite concerned that you were doing the job good and proper.

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  4. Ohhh yeeeaaahhh I was getting the quite excited just watching!! And with all those big strong woofies wanting to help… oh yes life could not be much better :)))

    V-V

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