hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yesterday i wuz playing a gud gaym of fetch with dada wen sumthing verry misteeryus happend!!!
it started owt as a perfektly ordinary gaym of fetch with me running and ketching my goose:
now i no wot yoo ar thinking yoo ar thinking hay dennis why duznt yore goose just fly away??? wel i tuk the liberty of remooving its air bladder before we got started with the hole fetch thing:
the air bladder of korse is wot enabuls birds to fly and so withowt it the goose duz mor of a fall on the grownd sort of thing and then i can ketch it ha ha ok heer we go agin
hey dada wot the heck??? yoo ar suppozed to throw the goose on three not on fore!!! and try to hang onto it wen yoo pick it up ok butterfingers??? lets go agin and try not to emberress yoreself this time ok
now thats more like it!!!! wheeeeeee!!!!!!
hay wait did yoo see that thing??? no not that thing the other thing!!!! way in the back!!!! the shadow thing wot came sneeking up along the fence to watch me ketch that last goose!!!! ok fine i will draw yoo a pikcher:
wot is it??? is it sum sort of doggie gost wot has come to watch me play fetch??? is it a dog shaped black hole wot??? is it my shadow wot eskaypd last week wen dada aksidently closed the door on it as i wuz running owtside??? oh wayt never mind that happend to peeter pan not to me wel ennyway i wil investigayt theez straynj events further and let yoo no wot i find owt ok bye