hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay this weekend i herd a roomer that mama and dada ar starting to think abowt maybe konsidring gitting noo furnitcher to replayse the furnitcher wot has kontinyood to misteeryusly deteeryorayt with noo rips and tares appeering regyoolarly:
i hav herd dada say that maybe we wil git a seement kowtch wich wood maybe keep the gofers frum the yard frum rekking it like they did the old furnitcher
unfortchoonatly yoo and i both no that a seement kowtch wood be no match for the feendish inventivness of the gofers
i dont no wot the deel is with this hyooman obseshun with sofas ennyway i think al we reely need is sum ful size dog beds and we wood be al set dont yoo agree???
i also herd that wunse we get noo furnitcher i mite end up in my krate wenever mama and dada arnt home so evidently they stil think i am the wun wot has been destroying stuf can yoo beleev it??? even tho i hav konkloosivly demonstrayted that its the gofers wot ar dooing it mama and dada remayn unkonvinsed maybe i need to put together a powerpoynt presentayshun for them and then they wood git the pikcher or perhaps i shud hire a public relayshuns firm maybe that wood do the trik ennyway i think mama and dada ar beeing verry selfish wen yoo konsider the stayt of the economy i think they shud buy noo furnitcher at leest every two or three munths in order to keep the weels of kommerse terning but oh wel i gess they are just not sivvik minded like me so we wil see wot happins ok bye