THE FOLLOWING IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Hello, stuffie friedds. My dabe is Fuzzy Browd Bear, add for several modths I have shared a hobe with Dennis the Vizsla Dog. As you bay dow, Dennis styles hibself a cobediad, and edjoys posting purportedly huborous stories and silly jokes about his advedtures.
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel we ar now putting the professors big plan into operayshun and trixie is wurking verry verry hard to tow the iland bak to the maynland yoo go trixie!!!
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay we had an unauthorized visitter snooping arownd owr yard the other day i think he may hav come over frum my gud frend goodbears howse ennyway check it owt!!!
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Now that the mysterious affair of the Maltese Crow has been resolved, and everything is once again in color instead of black and white, I had hoped that I could go back to the quiet life of an unassuming archeology professor slash globetrotting adventurer slash space traveler slash private detective. Unfortunately, there was one thing that I hadn’t counted on: A university fund-raiser. One would almost prefer to face the horror of Darth Tater than a room full of potential donors. But we do what we must, don’t we?
Continue reading “Went With The Wind”
Due to the tremendous response to last year’s Greatest Hits release, we are back with Greatest Hits Volume II.
Dennis: The Hitmaker.
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel trixie and i ar having an uneventful voyadj so far abord owr noo frend quints ship we ar lerning how to be saylors and quint and i hav ben bonding over owr scars in a verry manly fashun:
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel after last weeks fiasko with the rocket powerd majik flying coaster i hav ben unaybul to find a sponser for this weeks sunday awards and meem show becuz it appeerz that roomers hav spred that the sunday awards and meem show is cursd or sumthing can yoo beleev it?!?!? i wood like to ashoor all potenshul sponsers that nuthing cud be ferther frum the trooth and the awards and meem show is not only not cursd but akchooally it has majikal powers of mayking peepul rich and yung and gud luking!!!! of korse i am not referring heer to dada i am referring to myself ha ha ok wel lets git started with the akchooal award porshun of the show shall we???
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My wife has been sick with the flu since Monday (not gonna get it not gonna get it not gonna get it), which means no agility and no flyball. This has made Dennis go a little stir-crazy, so rather than collate his notes from his latest adventures in archeology, we went outside for a little game of fetch this morning.
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot??? i just got a speshul packadj in the mail frum my gud frends the dughallmor beagles wot liv far away in the mithical land of scotland!!! i wunder wot it cud be!!! lets luk inside:
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel yoozing my ekspekted thirty persent advanse munny frum the african bankers and joowel deelers and wotnot i hav fownd myself a top notch see captin to take me and trixie owt in serch of tucker and the crashd rocket powerd majik flying coaster his naym is quint and he seems like he reely enjoys his wurk:
Continue reading “hi ho hi ho its off to see we go”