Month: March 2009

Cruel Jokes Are Never Funny

THE FOLLOWING IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT Hello, stuffie friedds. My dabe is Fuzzy Browd Bear, add for several modths I have shared a hobe with Dennis the Vizsla Dog. As you bay dow, Dennis styles hibself a cobediad, and edjoys posting purportedly huborous…

down the hatch

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel we ar now putting the professors big plan into operayshun and trixie is wurking verry verry hard to tow the iland bak to the maynland yoo go trixie!!!

we got sum wild wild life!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay we had an unauthorized visitter snooping arownd owr yard the other day i think he may hav come over frum my gud frend goodbears howse ennyway check it owt!!!

Went With The Wind

Now that the mysterious affair of the Maltese Crow has been resolved, and everything is once again in color instead of black and white, I had hoped that I could go back to the quiet life of an unassuming archeology professor slash globetrotting adventurer…

Greatest Hits Volume II

Due to the tremendous response to last year’s Greatest Hits release, we are back with Greatest Hits Volume II. Dennis:  The Hitmaker.

Overheard On Various Desert Islands

Wordless Wednesday: Barrier Frustration

dispatch frum the see

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel trixie and i ar having an uneventful voyadj so far abord owr noo frend quints ship we ar lerning how to be saylors and quint and i hav ben bonding over owr scars in…

Overheard (Again) Around A Desert Island

sunday awards and meem show brawt to yoo by nobody

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel after last weeks fiasko with the rocket powerd majik flying coaster i hav ben unaybul to find a sponser for this weeks sunday awards and meem show becuz it appeerz that roomers hav spred…

We Interrupt Our Regularly-Scheduled Saturday Matinee To Bring You An Early-Morning Game Of Fetch

My wife has been sick with the flu since Monday (not gonna get it not gonna get it not gonna get it), which means no agility and no flyball. This has made Dennis go a little stir-crazy, so rather than collate his notes from…

speshul delivry!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot??? i just got a speshul packadj in the mail frum my gud frends the dughallmor beagles wot liv far away in the mithical land of scotland!!! i wunder wot it cud be!!! lets…

hi ho hi ho its off to see we go

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel yoozing my ekspekted thirty persent advanse munny frum the african bankers and joowel deelers and wotnot i hav fownd myself a top notch see captin to take me and trixie owt in serch of…

%d bloggers like this:
%d bloggers like this:
%d bloggers like this:
%d bloggers like this:
%d bloggers like this:
%d bloggers like this:
%d bloggers like this:
%d bloggers like this:
%d bloggers like this:
%d bloggers like this:
%d bloggers like this:
%d bloggers like this:
%d bloggers like this: