hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay so wile dada wuz owt galivanting arownd sandy eggo with his hyooman frends frum the mithical land of noo york yorez trooly dennis the vizsla dog wuz hard at wurk gathering evidense in the bak yard to proov that despite wot sum hav sed and despite my own coersd confeshuns it wuz in fakt the gofer wot destroyd the furnitcher in the howse and not me and now i hav pruf!!!! check it owt:
yes thats rite i hav ternd the viddyo to my advantadj in my never ending kwest to kleer my naym heer we see mr gofer himself planning his nekst rayd on the howse:
as yoo can kleerly see the gofer likes to eet things wot ar green and brown and wot else is green and brown??? thats rite its the sofa and the chayse lowndj frum the howse!!!!
but i no wot yoo ar saying yoo ar saying yes dennis that is verry compeling evidense but we need more then that so ok lets go bak to the viddyo heer goze:
as yoo can kleerly see in this viddyo the gofer is fertivly attempting to perform mayntenanse on its destrukshun ekwipment wich appeerz to be owt of serviss no dowt this is why the gofer has not destroyd ennything in the howse reesently
wots that yoo say??? yoo ar stil not convinsd??? wow tuff krowd but i dont blaym yoo in theez hard times it only mayks sense to be skeptikal ok lets tayk wun more luk shall we???
now that the gofer has retreeted we can zoom owr kamra rite down into its hole and git a luk at ware it livs:
as yoo can see the gofer keeps in his hole a fraymd sined pikcher of the most infamus peese of destrukshun of all the destrukshun of the chayse lownj so obviusly the gofer is ekstreemly prowd of its handiwork and likes to hav it arownd to show off to its frends and family now i hope this has convinsd evrywun that i am not responsibul for the kaos and messes wot hav been reported to occur in my visinity it is all part of the vast rodent konspirasy i tel yoo!!!! ok bye