hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay now that i am sutch a big time athleet i hav started waring speshul geer to enshoor that i hav a long and lookrativ karear in flyball and adjility check it owt:
yes thats rite i hav a brand noo set of persunalized brayslet nee pad things!!!
theez ar to protekt my delikat joynts frum harm wen i am bopping the flyball boks to mayk it spit owt the tennis bal plus they ar also gud for mayking mama giv me treets:
ha ha thats rite mama yoo cannot reezist the awsum power of the neepad brayslet things!!!
tucker and trixie ar envyus becuz they do not hav sutch off the huk geer as wot i do:
i am shoor that big endorsmint and lisensing deels ar just arownd the korner!!! in fakt my brayslets ar so cool that they hav alreddy drawn the attenshun of the faymus sooperhero wunder woman hoo has verry kindly agreed to lisense my brayslets to yooze in her fite aginst crime and aliens and ninja hedjhogs:
yes as yoo can see wen waring my brayslets wunder woman need hav no feer of — hayyyyy wayt a minnit wunder woman i agreed to let yoo ware my brayslets but we never sed ennything abowt waring my hat!!! giv me that bak!!! hay git owt of yore invisibul jet and giv me my hat bak!!!
oh wot a revolting developmint if yoo cant trust wunder woman hoo can yoo trust??? ok bye