hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel this weekend we went to a memoryal serviss for mamas teemmayt lori hoo yoozd to run the beerded kollee harlow on my flyball teem the ballistic raysers lori wuz always verry nice to me and lukd owt for me wen i wuz noo by telling the other dogs not to get rite in my fayse and helping me git yoozd to beeing arownd so mutch aktivity i wil miss her!!!
unlike most memoryal servisses wot i hav herd abowt this wun wuz held owt at the flyball and adjility feeld and dogs wer welkum to attend so not only mama and dada went but also me and tucker and trixie even though dada tucker and trixie dont play flyball they wer still allowd to tag along altho this fello in a big camper in the parking lot had a fyoo things to say abowt it:
its ok reely we ar awthorizd attendees!!! wunse we got past sekyoority the adjility feeld is owt in the hills and shoor luks diffrent in the daytime then it duz at nite wen i am yoozually their
hay i think i can see my howse frum heer!!!! ha ha no i am just kidding my howse is in the other direkshun frum this wel in addishun to me and tucker and trixie there were menny menny menny other dogs at the memoryal most of them wer beerded kolleez like theez:
their wuz fud and drink and menny nice peepul at the memoryal inklooding peepul wot wer verry susseptibul to the sugjestchun that we wud reely like a peese of kfc pleez:
in fakt my brother tucker the other vizsla dog had to be kept on leed most of the time becuz wen he wuz let off leed he wood eether go strayt to the fud tabel and try to steel fud off it or else he would try to steel fud rite off of peepuls playts inklooding sum peepul wot wer in weelchayrs with there playts in there laps not cool tucker!!!!
this odd littel fello wuznt intrested in the fud or the peepul or the other dogs insted he spent the hole time staring into gofer holes i think he wuz trying to yooze jedi mind triks to get the gofers to come owt:
mmmmm yeah gud luk with that
trixie fownd herself a frend wot wuz eeven furrier then her if yoo can beleev it!!!
meenwile hay how ar things going with the gofers????
mmmm yeah thats wot i thawt
wel ennyway their wuz a lot of aktivity and sumtimes i got a littel skayrd but i rested sekyoor in the nolledj that mama and dada wer their to protekt me and also that i can run wicked faster then beerded kolleez ha ha
sevral peepul stood up and gayv littel speetches and reminisd abowt lori and then their wuz a bit of crying type stuf but reely how cud ennywun be sad for long with so menny dogs arownd??? mama and dada sed that this sort of memoryal wuz better than wun ware peepul just stand arownd in a rum beeing unhappy and i hav to agree with them so if ennywun starts to git unhappy i wil come and giv them the vizsla fayse and then they wil be happy agin:
so i gess it wuz a gud day despite the sad okayzhun we wer owt in the fresh air and we got to meet lots of other dogs and peepul and tucker almost got to steel a trucklode of fud and even tho lori is gawn their ar lots of peepul and dogs hoo ar better off becuz she wuz arownd so wel dun lori ok bye
pee ess: the gofer isnt coming owt — go home!!!!