if yoo need a brand noo coaster come see dennis!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel their has been so mutch intrest in the majik flying coaster that i hav purtchasd a lot and am having a big sail!!!!  come wun come all and git yore verry own majik coaster today!!!

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no credit??? no problem!!! just come bak wen yoo hav enuf cash!!!
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we hav menny custom models avaylabul if by custom model yoo meen wuns that we alreddy hav on the lot!!!
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no need to help yore kid shop for a vehikal — kids ar natcherally reely gud negoshiaytors!!!
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evrybuddy nos that its the majik flying coaster wot mayks the man!!!
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valyooabul ekstras now inklooded!!!

thanks so mutch for yore bizness!!!!  ok bye

25 Comments on “if yoo need a brand noo coaster come see dennis!!!

  1. What colors do they come in??? I like royal blue! Is that a problem, Dennis?? Like the suit!! LOL I will be waiting!!

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  2. So uh Dennis, how did you happen to come into possesion of all those coasters which you are now trying to offload for mucho profit? Sounds like a bit of a, dare I say it, scam?

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  3. Do discount on bulk purchases? If I buy 153 will I get 1 free. I know it makes the man, but does it make the cat? And also , do you take Mastercat? Do you do international shipping perhaps to catstanbul? One more question, do you take purrpal?

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  4. Dennis – we just posted and it disappeared – you are so clever! Yes we want some magic coasters too but we dont have any money or credit. You are a very impressive salesdog. My mum thinks she may bought a car from you once – do you remember?

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  5. Okay Dennis, now you really *have* to tell your Dada to tell me, again, what photo software he uses. I forgot. Not that having the software would enable anyone to duplicate the very cool and clever things he, er, YOU do with it.

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  6. Yes a majic coaster! I does not have any moneys but I am wondering if you will do a trade in. I can gives you sum old toys and a dawg named Star its a great deel honest!! Star is purty new here so she cant have depreshiated too much yet.

    Thanks frum yer pal Dozer

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  7. A thousand pardons, Dennis, for even suggesting that your photos are “doctored.” Of course they aren’t, and I don’t know what I was even thinking. (But thank your for your response, anyway…;) )

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  8. OH BOY!!! I am THERE!!! Only for the valyooabul ekstras mind you 😛
    V-V

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  9. Your clothes made me a bit nauseous. I think there will be a market for your coasters when the economy improves.

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  10. I love Dennis’s neutral, somewhat disdainful expression. Can I trust a salesman with a glare like that? Yes, yes I can!

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