hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i hav lernd that menny shows and events hav korporit sponsers wot help mayk them profitabul and so i hav deesided to invite the most bestest company i no to be my korporit sponser thats rite it is the faymus dennises majik flying coaster company wot is bringing yoo this fine entertaynment!!!
as a speshul promoshun dennises majik flying coasters wil be giving away wun of theez noo top notch sooper fast rocket powerd majik flying coaster just as soon as owr test pilot tucker is finishd evalyooayting them for sayfty:
now yoo may remember that i reseevd theez harts a fyoo munths ago but that is okay yoo can never hav too menny frends!!! wel eksept on faysbuk wot i hav herd sez yoo can only hav five thowsand frends but thats like ten frends for evry day of the week and a fyoo ekstras for weekends so i gess that is not an unreezonabul limit but ennyway as per the roolz i wil only pass this along to ate of my frends and not five thowsand of them ok heer goze:
thank yoo all and evrywun else wot is my frend and i wil let yoo no wen the rocket powerd coaster is reddy to be awarded it seems like it mite be a wile as it has now left the test korse and appeerz to be heading owt over the pasific oshun hay tucker hang on tite trixie and i wil be coming after yoo just as soon as i can rent us a boat or sumthing!!!! thanks ok bye