hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yesterday i went to ramona for another flyball turnamint and this time i got to run in the teem relay rayse!!! and by “got to run” wot i meen is “wuz suppozd to run” becuz i kind of got a little bit dis … discombob … wel ennyway i had sum anksietty and fayld to perform as ekspekted wot i hav herd is a common problem at leest akkording to sum ads wot i hav seen on televizhun
poor mama wuz ekspekting me to do verry wel at the rayse becuz i hav ben doing nuthing but kleen runs for weeks at praktiss however wot she did not kownt on is that at this turnamint we ar running under a solid roof wot mayks boomeez and ekkoze wot reely freekd me owt wel ennyway lets start at the beginning ok so as yoo can see my flyball teem set up a hevvily fortified kompownd to keep us faymus rayser tipes safely away frum the probing kamras of the puparazi:
heer i am chillin in my crib in owr fortified kompownd with my fellow teemmayt and noted trixie impersonaytor bailey
chek owt my fluffy blanky wot keeps me warm in the cold cold mowntin air of ramona noted trixie impersonaytor bailey duznt need sutch a blanky becuz part being a trixie impersonaytor is having a thick thick coat of fur
heer is wun of owr hyooman roadeez cuking up sum fud on the barbecue hay i wil hav six hambergers and nineteen schnitzengruben pleez!!! ha ha no i am just kidding fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben
now i no wot yoo ar thinking yoo ar thinking hay dennis how mutch duz a faymus flyball athleet sutch as yoreself mayk in a yeer??? wel the anser is that we dont play for munny we play for bling and other loot!!! this is for taks reezons of korse
but to git the bling and the loot we hav to rayse!!!! like in this pikcher ware my frend indie the dachshund beagle mix is raysing and also showing off his speshul flyball neepads like the wuns wot wonder woman stole frum me:
go go go indie!!! hay indie wot do yoo like to do wen yoo ar not raysing???
mmmm yeah thats wot i thawt wel ok now heer it is wot yoo hav all ben wayting for the viddyo of the ballistic raysers flyball teem in akshun!!!
ok so now yoo ar saying sumthing else to yoreself yoo ar saying self i wunder why their is no viddyo of dennis raysing!!! wel that is becuz wen it wuz my tern to rayse i sorta kinda just stud their with my teeth in my mowth mama sez i wuz beeing aflikted with jeneral anksietty disorder and i woodnt run i just stood their as if paralyzed with staydj frite so finaly they had to pull me and replayse me with an alternat teem member layter on mama and her frends set up the jumps owtside and i ran thru them kleen sevral times i just cudnt do it under the big scarry ruf with all the weerd noizes and echoing dog barks wot gayv me flashbaks to beeing in the shelter or sumthing i cant say eksaktly maybe it was ptsd post trawmatik shelter disorder
wel ennyway eeven tho i didnt git to do enny akchooal runs i stil got this luvly consolayshun prize:
this is sort of like wen the loozers on jeppardy git a copy of the home edishun so they can play at home and continyoo to reliv there faylyoor however i myself had a gud nites sleep and hav forgottin all abowt it at leest until nekst time ha ha ok bye