hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot??? i just got a speshul packadj in the mail frum my gud frends the dughallmor beagles wot liv far away in the mithical land of scotland!!! i wunder wot it cud be!!! lets luk inside:
hay luk it is a bloo paper skware with my naym on it!!!
wel thank yoo so mutch beagles!!! i wil trezhure this bloo paper skware always!!! i wil put it in a fraym and poynt it owt to peepul and say this is the bloo paper skware wot i got frum my frends the beagles and — wot??? oh wayt dada sez that the skware is in fakt an envelope wot has sumthing inside oooh wow the things they think of theez days!!! ok lets luk inside:
oh it is a kyoot cardstock skware with a pikcher of a dog on it!!! i wil trezhure this cardstock skware always and — wot??? oh now dada sez that this skware is aktchooally a card wot i shud open becuz it wil hav sumthing ritten inside ok dada shoor wotever yoo say lets luk and see if their is reely sumthing ritten inside it ok heer goze:
hay wow dada wuz rite agin!!! it must be the apokalips or sumthing!!! ha ha no i am just kidding dada is rite evry wunse in a wile yoozhually wen he is agreeing with mama but as yoo can see this card kontayns a luvly note from the dughallmore beagles!!! thank yoo so mutch!!! lets see wot else is in this packadj hmm oh my gosh luk at this!!!
it is a littel rownd red faysd guy wot is suffokayting becuz he is all rappd up in plastic!!! dont wurry littel red faysd guy we wil sayv yoo!!!!
their yoo go littel red faysd guy is that better??? can yoo breethe now??? ok gud whew that wuz a close wun wuznt it??? hay littel red faysd guy meet my brother tucker:
ha ha no tucker yoo cannot eet it just lik it!!! wot??? oh hmm the littel red faysd guy sez he wants to attatch himself to my nose ummmm ok shoor if yoo reely want to after all we aym to pleez
hay littel red faysd guy i hope yoo didnt hav baykd beens for dinner ha ha no i am just kidding i akchooally hope yoo did!!! oh hay ware ar yoo going now??? dont go down their trouble the kitty wil get verry mad at yoo!!!
wel i gess a bunch of red noses is better then wun rite???
hmm theez red nose clones ar nice but i wunder wot happend to the oridjinal wun and why he thawt he needed to mayk so menny clones of himself oh wel i gess its just wun of those littel mistreez we probly wont be seeing him agin i am shoor he is off living the gud life wile his clones do all the wurk ha ha ok bye