HELLO HUMAN SERVANTS, THIS IS TROUBLE THE KITTY. SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE HEARD RUMORS THAT I WAS DRIVEN OUT OF MY KINGDOM, ALSO KNOWN AS THE COUNTER IN THE GARAGE, BY A SWARM OF BEES. I AM NOW HOLDING A PRESS CONFERENCE TO ADDRESS THESE RUMORS.
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i hav ben watching with dismay as the hyooman guvernmints struggel with this socalld swine floo it has bekum obvius that they ar unaybel to deel with it effektivly and so sensing a bizness opportoonity i hav borrowd all of dadas credit cards and thats rite i hav reaktivayted the dennises pig powders faktory to deel with this krisis!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay sumthing weerd happend trouble the kitty has spent a lot of time in the howse with us dogs!!! now this is weerd becuz normaly she likes to sit like a kween on the kownter in the garadj in her heeted cat cup or in her boks ware us dogs cant harass her ummmm i meen cant giv her kisses and share owr treets with her:
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay we hav lots of awards to hand owt today wich is not bad considring all the filler mateeryal wot dada posted in the last kuple of weeks and speeking of filler mateeryal dada is helping his frend kristen with an awkshun to benefit peepul wot ar in the militerry and so on akkownt of i am more popyooler then he is he askd me to menshun it heer so evrywun can go tayk a luk if they want to shoor dada i can help yoo owt with yore silly little awthor blog now ware ar the treets you promisd me??? nom nom nom nom ok lets moov on to the awards!!!
When I filed my last dispatch, nearly a month ago, my arch-nemesis (no, my OTHER arch-nemesis, Spiny Norman) had just crashed a university fund-raiser, forcing me to finally confront him head-on in an epic battle for the ages. Where have I been in the thirty days since our battle started? In a word: Everywhere.
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot??? trixie got a bath!!!! now i hav herd that hyoomans think baths ar relaksing or sumthing but let me tel yoo that is far frum the trooth not only ar baths sheer tortcher to endoor but they also result in innosent dogs wot ar not dirty gitting wet too chek it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel keeping up there theem of lets go playses withowt the dogs my mama and dada and there gests went across the see to the mithical sitty of avalon on the mithical iland of catalina iland
now i am ashoord by mama and dada that this is becuz the mithical land of avalon duznt allow dogs so i gess this is not there fawlt ennyway yoo may remember that avalon is the resting playse of the faymus governor of california naymd arthur pendragon now ledjends persist that wun day wen californias need is grayt governor arthur wil return from beyond the see with his merry men of the rownd taybel wot rob frum the rich and giv to the poor and wunse agin rool california with shivalry and justiss for all however we can tel theez ledjends ar rubbish becuz if governor arthur wer going to come bak he definitly wood hav dun it by now i meen come on arthur wot is the hold up alreddy?!?!?! ok mooving on this is the naym of the bote on wich mama and dada sayld beyond the see:
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay so mama and dada and there gests went to the amayzing lego my eggoland wot is an amyoozment park run by the faymus waffle and plastic block mayking company and they got to see all kinds of incredibul things and meenwile i wuz at home lokd in the howse so i cudnt bark at the peepul on the hill wot wer cutting down all my weedz it is so unfare!!!! lego my eggoland perports to be a family playse and yet wuz not allowd to go their with my family so is it reely reely a family playse or is it just pretend??? lets tayk a peek at dadas camra and find owt shall we ok heer goze:
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot??? i hav lernd that my post the battel of the jack in wich i let tucker think that he got to win and get the jack toy has ben nominayted by my gud frend mango for post of the month at dogs with blogs!!! thanks so mutch for this nominayshun mango i am onnerrd!!! if yoo wood like to go vote for it to win yoo can click here or if yoo want to vote for wun of the other wuns yoo can click there too but why wood you want to do that?!?!? ha ha thanks ok bye
oh by the way yoo hav to be a member of the bone zone to vote and yoo can only become a member of the bone zone by asking sumwun hoo is alreddy in the bone zone and i am not yet in the bone zone so ummmmmm wel i gess i cant vote for myself or help ennywun else vote for me so i am probly going to looze but that is okay it is an onner just to be nominayted rite??? rite ok bye agin
oh also by the way the nominayshun sez its for tucker but i havent told him abowt it wich meens its my nominayshun rite???? ha ha rite ok bye wun more time
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay this weeks sunday awards and meem show is only a meem show on akkownt of i dont hav enny awards this week probly becuz of all the filler mateeryal wot dada has ben posting wile he has been entertayning his gests for shaym dada!!!! ennyway the meem wot i got tagd to do by my gud frends tony and s le is to post sum pikchers of my bedrum now of korse this is a verry daynjerus subjekt to tayk pikchers of on akkownt of thats ware mama can sumtimes be fownd before she has combd her hare in the mornings and so wun must be verry verry kayrful to avoyd enny pikchers wot mite inklood sutch imadjes however i think i hav manadjd it ok heer goze: