Month: April 2009

EXILED

HELLO HUMAN SERVANTS, THIS IS TROUBLE THE KITTY. SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE HEARD RUMORS THAT I WAS DRIVEN OUT OF MY KINGDOM, ALSO KNOWN AS THE COUNTER IN THE GARAGE, BY A SWARM OF BEES. I AM NOW HOLDING A PRESS CONFERENCE TO…

Wordless Wednesday: Don’t Make Me Angry. You Wouldn’t Like Me When I’m Angry.

dennis to the reskyew!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i hav ben watching with dismay as the hyooman guvernmints struggel with this socalld swine floo it has bekum obvius that they ar unaybel to deel with it effektivly and so sensing a bizness…

cat in the howse!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay sumthing weerd happend trouble the kitty has spent a lot of time in the howse with us dogs!!! now this is weerd becuz normaly she likes to sit like a kween on the kownter in…

sunday awards and meem show brawt to yoo by an awkshun wot dada is helping with

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay we hav lots of awards to hand owt today wich is not bad considring all the filler mateeryal wot dada posted in the last kuple of weeks and speeking of filler mateeryal dada is helping…

And The Segway You Rode In On

When I filed my last dispatch, nearly a month ago, my arch-nemesis (no, my OTHER arch-nemesis, Spiny Norman) had just crashed a university fund-raiser, forcing me to finally confront him head-on in an epic battle for the ages.  Where have I been in the…

bath with kolateral damadj

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot???  trixie got a bath!!!!  now i hav herd that hyoomans think baths ar relaksing or sumthing but let me tel yoo that is far frum the trooth not only ar baths sheer tortcher…

sumware beyond the see …

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel keeping up there theem of lets go playses withowt the dogs my mama and dada and there gests went across the see to the mithical sitty of avalon on the mithical iland of catalina…

But You Are Mimmier. You Are Supposed To Spoil Us.

You Gotta Know When To Hold ‘Em, Know When To Fold ‘Em, Know When To Walk Away, And When To Run, And When To Stand There Frozen Like A Statue Because There’s A Big Dog Nearby

lego my eggoland

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay so mama and dada and there gests went to the amayzing lego my eggoland wot is an amyoozment park run by the faymus waffle and plastic block mayking company and they got to see all…

vote for pedro!!! i meen dennis!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot???  i hav lernd that my post the battel of the jack in wich i let tucker think that he got to win and get the jack toy has ben nominayted by my gud…

sunday awards and meem show wot is only a meem show cuz no awards this week!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay this weeks sunday awards and meem show is only a meem show on akkownt of i dont hav enny awards this week probly becuz of all the filler mateeryal wot dada has ben posting wile…

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