sunday awards and meem show brawt to yoo by dada on akkownt of sumbuddy aksidently gayv him another award!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot i hav fownd a sponser for this weeks awards and meem show it is dada!!!  becuz sumbuddy aksidently gayv him an award wot i am shoor wuz akchooally ment for me dada has jenerusly agreed to underrite todays awards and meem show to the toon of a new stuffie!!!  thanks dada yoo ar the best however i am not going to renaym my awards show the dada awards becuz that wood just confyooz al the peepul wot mite be ekspekting abstrakt art or sumthing ha ha ok lets git started!!!

owr first award is the proximidada award wot wuz given to me by my gud frend shadow!!!

now sum of yoo may rekall that the first time wot i got this award bak in febrooairy i wuz sumwot confyoozd abowt wot it ment but now i am much more edjumakayted and so i understand that its akchooally an award relayted to hoo has the fastest proxy server wich is a teknikal term for a server wot serves proxies ennyway this award comes with the following terms and condishuns:

The award states that “This blog invests and believes in PROXIMITY – nearness in space, time, and relationships!”

In other words, “These blogs are exceedingly charming. These kind bloggers aim to find and be friends. They are not interested in prizes or self-aggrandizement. Our hope is that when the ribbons of these prizes are cut, even more friendships are propagated. Please give more attention to these writers! Deliver this award to eight bloggers who must choose eight more and include this cleverly-written text into the body of their award.”

ok enuf siense tawk let me hand owt sum awards heer goze:

  • first my friend eduardo the snuggle puggle wot is bizzy amassing an empire of blog employees
  • nekst my gud frend dozer the pit bull wot likes to stay close to his copycat sister star rite dozer??? ha ha ha
  • and my gud frend goodbear hoo has flown to the mithical state of noo york to be close to her famly and also to help rektify the popyoolayshun imbalanse cawzd by owr visitters heer wot came from the mithical state of noo york or so they claim
  • and anna the buzzy bee girl hoo always stays close to her bee subjekts or posibly bee overlords i am not kwite shoor wich it is
  • and beth from the funny farm wot is supposedly close to the mithical land of noo york
  • and my frends joey and kealani wot ar neerby heer so neerby i even got to meet them wunse!!!
  • and then their is rio rocket and delilah wot ar not reely neer me but ar close to eech other!!!
  • and finaly my frend sophy the faymus bug hunter and spayse marine!!!  hay sophy just a tip wen the sardj tries to collekt all yore weppons before sending yoo into the nookyoolar reaktor hang onto yores ha ha

ok so thats wun award down now nekst we hav the fabyoolus blog award wot wuz given to me by my gud frend dozer!!!  wich has no baring wotsoever on me giving an award bak to him!!!!  nun at all ha ha ok ennyway heer is the award:

fabulousblogaward

as yoo can see this blog is a pikcher of samantha frum the faymus dokyoomentary seks and the sitty and she is wawking sumthing … um … i think it is posibly a myootant dust bunny wot has grown legs???  wel ennyway yoo can tel that she is fabyoolus becuz of her hat and her shayds and the way her handbag swings invitingly to enny muggers wot mite be lurking in the alleeys but ar kompleetly unaybel to approatch her on akkownt of her impenetrabul sheeld of fabyulosity!!!  ok so ennyway i wood like to pass this award on to my fabyoolus frends inklooding:

  • manicdote hoo has reesently akwired a fabyoolus noo playse to put all her stuf!!!
  • daisy the curly cat becuz wel she is of korse fabyoolus in her littel owtfits
  • my frend amanda hoo must be fabyoolus becuz she livs in noo york sitty!
  • elizabeth who is totally fabyoolus becuz she is on a farm and yet stil wares stilettos
  • the fabyoolus stephanie of stop bouncing
  • capn maverick becuz wot cud be more fabyoolus then a pirate?!
  • lucia hoo is fabyoolus on akkownt of she speeks italyan
  • the fabyoolus tuksedo waring joe stains and tanner!!!
  • the also fabyoolus also tuksedo waring birthday boy jake!!!
  • and my other frend amanda hoo is always going to fabyoolus playses!!!
  • and of korse asta hoo is the most fabyoolus wun of all!!!

woo that is so much fabyoolusness that i think i must go lie down!!!  but first i hav …. ummmmm i meen dada has wun more award to display and it is this luvly zombie chicken award from the bookworm!!!

zombie_chicken_award

now this award also comes with rools and instrukshuns and they ar this:

The blogger who receives this award believes in the Tao of the zombie chicken – excellence, grace and persistence in all situations, even in the midst of a zombie apocalypse. These amazing bloggers regularly produce content so remarkable that their readers would brave a raving pack of zombie chickens just to be able to read their inspiring words. As a recipient of this world-renowned award, you now have the task of passing it on to at least 5 other worthy bloggers. Do not risk the wrath of the zombie chickens by choosing unwisely or not choosing at all…

now i — hay zombie chickens ar yoo threttening me?!?!  i think yoo ar!!!  i wil hav yoo no that i eet chickens for brekfast and dinner wel ok they ar cornish hens but saym diffrense!!!  however becuz yoo ar akchooally dadas award and i no dada is skayrd of zombies i wil comply with yore instrukshuns but just for dadas sake!!!!  ok on dadas behaff i wood like to pass the zombie chickens along to:

  • the undead blogger or possibly justin smith i think they may be wun in the saym persun becuz yoo never see them together in the saym room together!!!
  • victor the vampire kitty becuz vampires and zombies like to hang owt together or so i am told
  • peepers the chicken becuz wel he is a chicken but hay peepers yoo mite want to barrikayd yorself in the coop im just sayin
  • my gud frend lavenderbay hoo wil be sayf frum the zombie chickens at leest until the snow melts becuz as evrywun no a frozen zombie chicken cant gnaw on yore arm on akkownt of it cant moov
  • my gud frend tony becuz if ennywun wil no how to deel with a playg of zombie chickens it wil be him
  • my frend starla hoo has moose to protekt her frum zombie chickens
  • shadow hoo always keeps us coming bak to reed intense and spooky poetry
  • and finaly my gud frend s le hoo kollekts zombies and nayms them sumthing sumthing scuttlebutt and puts them in her yard and — wot???  oh dada sez those are nomes not zombies hmm wel i dont reely see wot the diffrense is nomes zombies chickens wotever!!!

whew that wuz a big awards and meem show i think i shud hav charjd dada more than just wun noo stuffie for it!!!!  i wunder if it is too layt to renegoshiayt ha ha ok bye

24 Comments on “sunday awards and meem show brawt to yoo by dada on akkownt of sumbuddy aksidently gayv him another award!!!

  1. Wow!

    Somebuddy sure khleaned up!

    Khongrats!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra
    PeeEssWoo: Do zombie chikhkens taste like the OTHER white meat?

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  2. Faaaavoloso, dahling! (That’s my Sex and the City Italian dialect …) Grazie mille and tanti bacci and abbracci for the very kind award! Mwah!

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  3. What a fabulous awards show *applause*. I think you should renegotiate, since there was time for at least 3 advertisements in that show. A minimum of 2 stuffies and a nylabone.

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  4. OH The Zonmbie Chicken Award!!! You got me laughing. How perfect to perfect me from that big Moose!!! Thanks :+) Hope you have a Wonderful Weekend!

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  5. WOW!

    Congratulations on all of your super cool awards!!

    That zombie chicken award is soooo much fun!

    Have a wonderful day dear friend!

    Lots of Luv & kisses
    Addie and Lucie

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  6. you are soooo gracious giving your dada all those awards, and congratulations dada!!!

    thank you for the zombi award, finally one the bean approves of, heee heee heee

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  7. What a very big awards show! Hey Dennis, I would not take that stick from those zombie chickens. I hear you has to smuch their brains or something.
    ~lickies, Ludo

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  8. Well thank you Dennis you have onered me with this award about proxy servers wutever that means! Also I deny any charges layed aginst me in the matter of Star!!!

    Yer pal Dozer

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  9. Dennis, I’m surprised you were able to find all those awards amongst the dead stuffies around your house! Congratulations, dood!

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  10. Denni
    Gweat awawds! congwatulations, and (blush , blush) thank you fow passing that faboolous awawd to me.
    Mommi and Daddi also want to thank you fow youw congwatulations to them.
    I think the Dada awawd has a cewtain wing to it, hehehe
    hope you had a tewwific weekend
    smoochie kisses
    ASTA

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  11. Oh Wow you really deserved the “Your Blog is Fabulous Award” because your blog is the most fabulous Dog Blog I’ve ever come across ever in the past zillion years.
    Thank you also for the Zombie Chicken award, I am deeply honoured.

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  12. I am SO excited to receive the Zombie Chicken award! It’s probably the coolest, and weirdest award ever!! It makes me feel, unusual…

    Cheers! ~S~

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  14. Wow Dennis. Your award show should be given an award. I will abide by the Proximity code with my blog friends…and the bees, who’s language I will soon learn (it’s so I can speak with them when they take over).

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