hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay this weekend dada and his gests went up to neerby palomar mowntin ware they hav the faymus teleskope wot wuz yoozd by galilayo to discover aliens on joopiter and also to disproov the foolish noshun that the erth revolvs arownd the sun meenwile i got to stay home and hang owt with mama ha ha in yore fayse dada!!!
as yoo can see dada wuz persood for a wile at first by ninja hedjhog bikers wot thawt i mite be in the car with him:
fortchoonatly dada wuz abel to evayd them by pulling off the rode and pretending to be a toorist verry clever dada!!! hmm the ninja hedjhogs seem to be loozing there tutch probly becuz there seekret trayning facility had to close as a result of budget cutbaks
wel wunse he evayded the ninja hedjhog bikers dada and his gests wer abel to sayfly reetch the top of palomar mowntin frum wich they cud see other mowntins such as this wun:
now i am not shoor but i think that wite stuf on top of that other mowntin is calld snow wich is of korse an illisit substanse wot is collekted on the mowntinside and then sold for a tidee profit to peepul wot wurk in the mithical land of hollywud
mooving further up the mowntin we can see the lardj wite egg wot howzes the faymus teleskope:
wun day this egg wil hatch and the feersum mothra will emerdj to terrerize the reedjun but for now mothra stays asleep and the telescope peesefully observs the hevvens
it is common nolledj that ekstraterrestreeals hav ben keeping an eye on the palomar telescope to mayk shoor it duz not detekt there invayzhun fleets wot stand poyzd to tayk over the wurld in this pikcher dada has inadvertently kaptchoord a spayship frum the planet pepsi wot is observing the observatory:
so if dada disappeerz yoo no why it is becuz he has been kidnapd by the pepsi aliens or posibly the rival cocacola aliens
it wuz verry windy on the monwtin that day and so the wind bloo over wun of the big trash cans — or maybe it wuznt the wind!!!
ha ha wenever their is trash their yoo wil find tucker ha ha ha ha aaaaiiiiiieeeee!!!!! jiant stuffie!!!!!! run away run away run away seek shelter inside the jiant egg!!!!!
ok now this is a pikcher wot wuz tayken inside the foyer of the jiant egg in this pikcher yoo can see mr hale wot is the person the telescope is naymd after:
mr hale wuz a verry prominent figger hoo sadly wuz enkaysd in carbonite by the notoryus jabba the hutt for nonpayment of parking tickets but roomer has it that wun day wen the wurld needs him mr hale wil be freed frum his carbonite shell and return to sayv us all!!!!
ok mooving on heer is a skale model of the two hunnerd inch meeror inside the telescope as yoo can see frum the honeykome pattern the mirror wuz constructed by speshally jenetically enjineerd beez wot mayk glass insted of hunny
i am shoor that my frend anna the buzzy bee girl cud fil yoo in on theez bees if yoo wud like more informayshun abowt them
heer is a pikcher of the bottom part of the telescope ware the ful sized bee manyoofaktchured mirror resides:
and heer is the telescope with its smal clone wot is nown as mini me
and sadly heer is all that is left of an astronomer wot wuz yoozing the telescope wen he attrakted the attenshun of those notoryus spayse vampires frum the faymus dokyoomentry lifeforce:
his empty dust fild clothing is left hanging heer as a warning to evrywun not to mess with the spayse vampires this meens yoo nice reederz!!!!
mooving arownd bak we see a teevee satelite dish wot probly has more teknolodjy in it than that entire jinormus telescope:
oh shoor the telescope mite advanse owr nolledj of the yooniverse and stuf but this littel dish brings in teevee and so theres no comparison!!!! ha ha ok mooving on heer is a sine owt frunt of the visitter senter wot sez not to pik the ferns:
ummmmm ok shoor we wil not pik yore imajinerry ferns nor wil we pik doller bills off yore imajinerry munny tree nor wil we steel imajinerry gold frum yore imajinerry leprekawns ha ha no offens to enny non imajinerry leprekawns hoo may be reeding this of korse!!!
now heer is a pikcher of a top sekret projekt wot is under konstrukshun in the palomar gift shop:
yes this is a seventy bajillion doller observatory ware verry verry small astrofizzisists wil be investigayting verry verry small fenomena such as kwarks and nootrinos and higgs bosuns and gary coleman i am shoor that my frend laura the fizzisist can giv yoo more informayshun abowt theez fenomena if yoo shud want it
and now heer is the faymus bloobird of happiness!!!
hay bloobird of happiness stop hanging arownd palomar alreddy we cud yooze yoo down heer!!! slacker!!!!
wel mooving on frum the observatory we can see that dada and his gests hav aksidently wanderd into the land of mordor ware burned owt slopes spred as far as the eye can see:
hay hmm i think i can see my howse in that last wun lets zoom in a littel closer!!!
hmm ok maybe i cant kwite see my howse but i can see the power plant in carlsbad wot is like seven hundred miles away on the coast of the oshun!!!! wow it is troo on a kleer day yoo reely can see forever!!!!
wel after that dada and his gests deesended frum the mowntin to the socalld lake henshaw wich may be a layk or posibly may be a verry lardj puddel i am not shoor wich:
hay thanks their were a number of birds flying arownd abuv the jiant henshaw puddel:
as yoo can see the aliens are stil keeping an eye on dada hay dada it wuz nice nowing yoo ha ha ha aaiiiieeeee jiant stuffie agin!!!!! run away run away run away!!!!
wel as yoo can see this wuz a verry trawmatik day fild with aliens and jiant stuffeez and menny close calls so dada wuz lukky to mayk it home in wun peese!!! so wot did he do wen he got home??? he started yoozing the verry daynjerus weed eeter on the very steep hil behind the fense!!!
boy dada yoo shoor do like to liv on the edje ha ha ok bye