hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay this weekend me and my flyball teem partispayted in woofstock in balboa park!!! now woofstock of korse is naymd after the faymus littel bird frum the comic dokyoomentary peenuts in wich the littel bird invited a bunch of his frends over to lissen to myoozik and git muddy and brayd eetch others hare and drink lots of coffee ennyway i dont no why the littel bird wuz naymd woofstock but their yoo go
we had typical byootiful california wether for woofstock
not!!!!! hay gud luk selling yore solar panels their buddy!!! ennyway as yoo can see their wer menny menny attendees in attendanse at woofstock but fortchoonatly they had spayrd no ekspense to mayk shoor order and dekorum wer mayntaynd:
now dont try ennything funny he nos chop sooey and isnt afrayd to yooze it ha ha aiiiieeeeee jiant metal thing in the sky!!!!!
whew that wuz a close wun ware wuz i oh yes so their wer lots of diffrent sorts of dogs at woofstock such as the faymus pocket dog thing:
and the faymus singer freddie pugcury:
and that creepy stuffie wot wuz haynging arownd palomar mowntin:
and a former roadie for the graytful ded:
and a dog wot wuz evidently left parkd overnite in a kwestchunabul nayborhud and got graffitied all over by peeseniks:
and this poor fellow:
hay why so seeryus?
ok thats better ha ha aiiiieeee anuther jiant metal thing in the sky!!!!!
whew that wuz another close wun ok ennyway sum peepul yoozd woofstock as an oppertoonity to advanse sum sort of pyooritan adjenda:
hay i am not nood i hav a collar on!!! and freddie pugcury is waring a lether hat!!! git a kloo peepul!!! ennyway my teem wuz dooing flyball demonstrayshuns chek it owt:
wow verry impressiv evrybuddy!!! lets go to the freez frayms:
whew grayt akshun shots lets see another — aiiieeeeeee jiant metal thing in the sky agin!!!!
gosh yoo wud think we wer rite in the flite path of sum sort of jiant metal thing in the sky landing and taykoff playse or sumthing!!!! ok ennyway lets go bak for another flyball demo heer goes:
as yoo can see i got my neepads bak frum wunder woman she mayd me rite her a chek for twenty dollers but i rote it owt of trouble the kittys akkownt and it wil probly bownse ennyway ha ha ok lets see anuther freeze fraym frum a diffrent angle:
woo thats a gud luking dog if i do say so myself!!! ha ha aiieeeeeeeeeee its anuther yoo no wot!!!!
wel ennyway that wuz my satterday hay freddie pugcury do yoo hav ennything yoo wood like to say before we rap things up???
yes we ar freddie pugcury … yes we ar!!!! ok bye