The Oceanside Animals
And their imaginary friends
And The Segway You Rode In On
When I filed my last dispatch, nearly a month ago, my arch-nemesis (no, my OTHER arch-nemesis, Spiny Norman) had just crashed a university fund-raiser, forcing me to finally confront him head-on in an epic battle for the ages. Where have I been in the thirty days since our battle started? In a word: Everywhere.
In any major duel, the first thing a combatant must do is choose a weapon — in my case, Scarlett’s Segway scooter.
Thus armed and ready, I set in motion my master plan to finally defeat Spiny Norman once and for all:
Our battle raged far and wide. I fought Spiny Norman tooth and nail across the deserts of Egypt …
… to the airless wastelands of the moon …
… to the verdant steps of the Peruvian mountains …
… until I finally defeated him before the ageless spires of Angkor Wat, where I at last discovered the terrible secret he had been trying so desperately to hide:
Here at last I learned why Spiny Norman was always so irritable. Despite his monstrously large head, his body was actually that of a normal hedgehog. Ostracized from the hedgehog community and with a perpetual stiff neck, Spiny Norman turned his frustrations against the whole world, becoming a criminal, a stalker, and a bully. And having learned this, I have resolved to help him find his place, his niche in life. Sure, he may be a freak; but plenty of freaks still manage to become functional members of society. Just look at my brother, Tucker.
This is a difficult task, but I am sure that I will succeed; because I am Dennis the Vizsla, and I never give up.
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BOL!!! Great job Dennis! You certainly are brace and determined. 😉
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Oops, I meant brave! 🙂
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Oh Dennis! You did it and Saturday matinees are back! I was wondering did you get the girl? You know like at the end of all good movies?
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YEP!
Never surrender!
Fight the good fight evFURRYbody!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
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You accomplished all this, just you and Scarlett’s Segway. Amazing, Dennis, simply amazing.
Accolades to you!
Kisses,
Stella
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I suppose it’s all in a day’s work, Dennis.
Bravo! Or should I say Brufffffo!
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“I am Dennis the Vizsla, and I never give up,”
My inspiration!!!
🙂
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Awesome adventure super hero Dennis.
BTW the
blackred hole in the fabric of space in the 1st picture looks amazingly similar to Tasmania…..LikeLike
talk about never giving up!
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WOW To the Moon. What an Adventure!
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My opinion of Scarlett has improved considerably since discovering she rides a scooter.
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wow you sure did battle all over the place, you should have your own video game!! Can you even imagine how much fun that would be?? Tanner is a freak too, I feel ya buddy.
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