hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay we hav lots of awards to hand owt today wich is not bad considring all the filler mateeryal wot dada posted in the last kuple of weeks and speeking of filler mateeryal dada is helping his frend kristen with an awkshun to benefit peepul wot ar in the militerry and so on akkownt of i am more popyooler then he is he askd me to menshun it heer so evrywun can go tayk a luk if they want to shoor dada i can help yoo owt with yore silly little awthor blog now ware ar the treets you promisd me??? nom nom nom nom ok lets moov on to the awards!!!
first we hav the pawsome blog award frum my gud frends the pointers of pandemonium!!!
of korse this award comes with fine print lets see wot it sez:
This award is presented to those dog bloggers out there who know the meaning of GREATNESS. Their blogs are consistently interesting, funny, or informative. Their KINDNESS is extended to others without expectation of it’s return, and their FRIENDSHIP inspires others to do EXTRAORDINARY things. These are the blogs you can’t wait to read everyday. In short, they are AWE-INSPIRING, full of wonder, and simply PAWsome!Pass this award on to 4 others who you feel exemplify a “Paw”some Blog, and leave a note saying why you think they deserve the Pawsome Award!
hmmmm so i am confyoozd as to wether or not i can giv this award to peepul wot dont hav paws hmmmm wel paw is in air kwotes so maybe it wood be ok to giv this to peepul wot hav hands insted of paws but i think i am going to just play it sayf and so i wood like to pass this award on to the following peepul wot dont hav hands:
- my frend angus mohr and his noo sister tallulah
- and my frends the dogs wot go owt and abowt
- and my frends bobo and meja the shar peis
- and finally my frend stella the labrasumthing
also my gud frend a blog in the rough gayv me this fan award wot she bilt herself to help keep me kool on hot daze:
as yoo can see this fan has menny buttons on it but fortchoonatly it is simpel to operayt yoo just mash it with yore paw and it starts to spin just like majik eh??? i wood like to pass this fan along to the following peepul wot liv in areeaz wot mite be toasty warm like california wuz last week:
- my poor frends dozer and his sister star hooze howse is beeing sistematicaly dismanteld by gofers wot hav probly stolen there air condishuners by now
- and my frend pink daisy the dog
- and my other frends daisy and harley the kitties wot liv in the mithical land of florida ware it is hot and hyoomid or so i am told
- and finaly my frend almostgotit
i hope the fan keeps evrybuddy kool!!!! ok then finaly i got the onest scrap award agin frum my frends the daybreake dogs:
the onest scrap award meens that yoo must say ten onest things abowt yoreself however sinse i hav alreddy told yoo evrything their is to no abowt me i hav desided to let trixie anser insted so here she is evrybuddy my fabyoolus sister trixie!
- i am the alpha dog in the house and i make sure the vizslas know it
- i don’t play with toys very much other than to occasionally shake them a little, but i enjoy taking toys away from the silly vizslas who live with me
- i like to flirt with the boy dog next door
- when we go to fiesta island i like to go walking in the ocean because i know the vizslas won’t follow me
- i am a total daddy’s girl
- i came from the pound back in new york and was originally very shy and suspicious of people, but now i enjoy making new friends
- however, if you come to the house, i will still bark at you like a guard dog
- i want to have a collar with a pretty design on it like the vizslas have; right now my collar is just a boring blue one
- when mommy and daddy aren’t home, i sleep on their bed
- although i don’t chase the cat, i do like to follow her around and stand in front of her when she is trying to go down the hallway; this is of course for her own protection heh heh heh
thanks trixie that was grayt and yep yoo shoor are the alpha dog for now ha ha ok now i must pass this award on to seven others holy cow thats a lot of award passing!!! ok heer goze:
- allison hoo is mom to dogs
- sophie wot roolz the wurld altho i am not shoor that my sister trouble the kitty is aware of that
- the dogfathers altho i wood enkooradj them not to reveel enny mafia seekrets as that cud only kawz trouble and not the kitty kind
- the kitties wot are cornish and if they cud also inklood informayshun abowt ware i cud find the hens wot are cornish that wood be kool
- my frend laurie wot nos how to nit tomatoze
- and tony the post offiss avendjer
- and finally the black cat wot has folleez
whew that wuz a lot of awards and meems and wotnot that shoor mayks up for last weeks abreeveyated awards and meem show!!! see yoo all nekst week ok bye
Say Dennis thanks fer the Fan Award!!! You are rite it is getting hot here. Aktually you are wun week too late as our new cold air masheen is working agin. Oh wate this fan appears to be cordless so mebbe Mummy kin bring it outsides to keep us cool while we play fetch. Hey Dennis you are a jenius!!
Yer pal Dozer
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Dennis –
Thanks for the award. My Mom is very busy starting seeds for her garden so I will be accepting the award for her. Because I’m helpful that way. Now I need to go and sit on the dining room table so she can get her exercise by chasing me around the house. Also helpful.
Please don’t bark at me,
Wes
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Congratulations on your awards! And thank you so much for thinking of me, too! I been feeling real bad today with a sick, and I think the fan will help cool me off. I hopes I do not has to go to the doctor tomorrow.
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Oh Dennis, that you SO MUCH for thinking of me (mostly me I know it) and Pierro (the pest)
I am honored to have this awardie from you. This is the coolest awardie ever and I know you deserve it quite perfectly congratulations Dennis and it is really lovley to know these little known tidbits about Trixie. Now i know her just like a sister and we have a lot oin common!
I do not know anything about cornish hens but it does sound delishous, yummy yummy
purrrs to all of you dogs and the one kitty, Troublekins
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CONGRATS out to all of you….You all deserve it! Have a great week!
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Wow!
Woo sure khwite the khollekhtion today!
I SOOOOO khould have used the fan today!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
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Thank you very much for the fan. It’s been almost 90 which is TOO hot and we’re not used to it in Tennessee! So I will use the fan on “hi” most likely. Plus also I like that it is hot pink…
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Oh Dennis thank you for this wonderfully PINK award! I love it! It matches me! I think that you are the greatest archeologist that ever lived!
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Dennis! You know The Code of The Mafia prohibits us from disclosing such secrets! ;-D
We love it when you give out awards because we get to see so many cool blogs!
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cool awards this week. well done you alpha dog you!
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congrats on your award buddy! nice to hear from Trixie too!
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Hmmm the post office avenger, I like the sound of that!!!!
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Thanks for a great new postal post idea!!!!
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Congwatuwashuns on yur awardz!! Woo iz verree deesurving. Tank woo fur passing da award on to us, too!
Wuv,
Gus and Waldo
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I sure enjoyed the Honest scrap list! That was a good list.;+)
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Hey Dennis, thank you so much for the “dogs wot go owt and abowt” paws up 🙂 We’re very happy that you thought of us in your hour of celebrity stardom. Your blog deserves all it gets – excellent, top quality stuff. Woof to you and yours x
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