sunday awards and meem show brawt to yoo by an awkshun wot dada is helping with

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay we hav lots of awards to hand owt today wich is not bad considring all the filler mateeryal wot dada posted in the last kuple of weeks and speeking of filler mateeryal dada is helping his frend kristen with an awkshun to benefit peepul wot ar in the militerry and so on akkownt of i am more popyooler then he is he askd me to menshun it heer so evrywun can go tayk a luk if they want to shoor dada i can help yoo owt with yore silly little awthor blog now ware ar the treets you promisd me???  nom nom nom nom ok lets moov on to the awards!!!

first we hav the pawsome blog award frum my gud frends the pointers of pandemonium!!!

of korse this award comes with fine print lets see wot it sez:

This award is presented to those dog bloggers out there who know the meaning of GREATNESS. Their blogs are consistently interesting, funny, or informative. Their KINDNESS is extended to others without expectation of it’s return, and their FRIENDSHIP inspires others to do EXTRAORDINARY things. These are the blogs you can’t wait to read everyday. In short, they are AWE-INSPIRING, full of wonder, and simply PAWsome!Pass this award on to 4 others who you feel exemplify a “Paw”some Blog, and leave a note saying why you think they deserve the Pawsome Award!

hmmmm so i am confyoozd as to wether or not i can giv this award to peepul wot dont hav paws hmmmm wel paw is in air kwotes so maybe it wood be ok to giv this to peepul wot hav hands insted of paws but i think i am going to just play it sayf  and so i wood like to pass this award on to the following peepul wot dont hav hands:

• my frend angus mohr and his noo sister tallulah
• and my frends the dogs wot go owt and abowt
• and my frends bobo and meja the shar peis
• and finally my frend stella the labrasumthing

also my gud frend a blog in the rough gayv me this fan award wot she bilt herself to help keep me kool on hot daze:

as yoo can see this fan has menny buttons on it but fortchoonatly it is simpel to operayt yoo just mash it with yore paw and it starts to spin just like majik eh???  i wood like to pass this fan along to the following peepul wot liv in areeaz wot mite be toasty warm like california wuz last week:

• my poor frends dozer and his sister star hooze howse is beeing sistematicaly dismanteld by gofers wot hav probly stolen there air condishuners by now
• and my frend pink daisy the dog
• and my other frends daisy and harley the kitties wot liv in the mithical land of florida ware it is hot and hyoomid or so i am told
• and finaly my frend almostgotit

i hope the fan keeps evrybuddy kool!!!!  ok then finaly i got the onest scrap award agin frum my frends the daybreake dogs:

the onest scrap award meens that yoo must say ten onest things abowt yoreself however sinse i hav alreddy told yoo evrything their is to no abowt me i hav desided to let trixie anser insted so here she is evrybuddy my fabyoolus sister trixie!

• i am the alpha dog in the house and i make sure the vizslas know it
• i don’t play with toys very much other than to occasionally shake them a little, but i enjoy taking toys away from the silly vizslas who live with me
• i like to flirt with the boy dog next door
• when we go to fiesta island i like to go walking in the ocean because i know the vizslas won’t follow me
• i am a total daddy’s girl
• i came from the pound back in new york and was originally very shy and suspicious of people, but now i enjoy making new friends
• however, if you come to the house, i will still bark at you like a guard dog
• i want to have a collar with a pretty design on it like the vizslas have; right now my collar is just a boring blue one
• when mommy and daddy aren’t home, i sleep on their bed
• although i don’t chase the cat, i do like to follow her around and stand in front of her when she is trying to go down the hallway; this is of course for her own protection heh heh heh

thanks trixie that was grayt and yep yoo shoor are the alpha dog for now ha ha ok now i must pass this award on to seven others holy cow thats a lot of award passing!!!  ok heer goze:

• allison hoo is mom to dogs
• sophie wot roolz the wurld altho i am not shoor that my sister trouble the kitty is aware of that
• the dogfathers altho i wood enkooradj them not to reveel enny mafia seekrets as that cud only kawz trouble and not the kitty kind
• the kitties wot are cornish and if they cud also inklood informayshun abowt ware i cud find the hens wot are cornish that wood be kool
• my frend laurie wot nos how to nit tomatoze
• and tony the post offiss avendjer
• and finally the black cat wot has folleez

whew that wuz a lot of awards and meems and wotnot that shoor mayks up for last weeks abreeveyated awards and meem show!!!  see yoo all nekst week ok bye