hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i hav ben watching with dismay as the hyooman guvernmints struggel with this socalld swine floo it has bekum obvius that they ar unaybel to deel with it effektivly and so sensing a bizness opportoonity i hav borrowd all of dadas credit cards and thats rite i hav reaktivayted the dennises pig powders faktory to deel with this krisis!!!
as yoo can see i hav ben forsd to rayze the prise of my pig powders but that is just becuz of inflayshun and needing to rekoop the startup costs it has nuthing to do with eksployting the feerz of a panickd popyoolayshun!!! ok now i no wot yoo ar saying yoo ar saying hay dennis i thawte that yore pig powder wuz akchooally dehidrayted pig so that yoo can just add water and hav instant ham or bacon how is that going to stop the pig floo??? to wich i say yoo wil be heering frum my atturnees!!!! ha ha no i am just kidding akchooally i hav reengineerd my pig powders faktory at grayt ekspense to dada and now it has even more mirakyoolus kyoorativ properteez just chek it owt!!! heer we see how not even the faymus bones mccoy wuz abel to kyoor this pig of his kayse of the swine floo:
but hav no feer dennis is heer!!!
as yoo can see the payshent mayd a ful rekuvry after a singel applikayshun of dennises pig powders:
now how duz dennises pig powders hav sutch mirakyoolus kyoorativ powers yoo say??? wel i cannot tel yoo all the detayls on akkownt of it is a trade sekret but i can show yoo a speshul kloseup of wot comes in eetch can:
yes thats rite eetch can is full of hundreds nay thowsands of tiny macgyver klones prodoosd by my seekret almost patented prosess and armd with pocketnives and ballpoynt pens and chooing gum and other mateeryals wot they yooze to mayk short wurk of enny viruses or bakteerya wot mite be infesting the payshent now i dont want to see this pikcher leekd to gizmodo or engadget this is top seekret stuf!!! but i no i can trust my nice reederz!!! so tel yore frends to stok up on dennises pig powders after all an owns of prevenshun is wurth a pownd of kyoor and a pownd of kyoor is wurth $49.99 ha ha ok bye