hello nice reederz or in onner of this weeks sponsers shud i say mighty peeps its dennis the vizsla dog so hay as the title sez my gud frends the pointers wot ar innosently surrownded by pandemonium ar running a nawty pup contest check it owt:
now i wood not say vote for dennis that i am a nawty pup however vote for dennis i did enter the contest fore or five or possibly siks times vote for dennis just becuz i am a compulsiv joyner yoo vote for dennis yoo now how it goes now vote for dennis i wood never try to solisit vote for dennis votes but their mite be a free kayse of pig powder vote for dennis in it for evrywun hoo votes for me and — wot??? oh the contest roolz dont say that peepul wil git to vote for the nawtiest dog it sez that the contest wil be judjd by an imparshal panel oh gosh i hope it wil not be simon and paula agin they reely wore me owt dooring mangominster!!!
if yoo wood like to enter the nawty dog contest go visit my frends the pointers today!!!! just remember vote for dennis nawtiness is just a stayt of mind!!! ok now lets moov on to the awards porshun of owr show heer goze first i hav the empathy and akshun venn diagram award frum my gud frend doraz: as yoo can see this venn diagram shows that their is no overlap between empathy and akshun altho their ar arrows between them and ummm i am not even shoor wot empathy is let me luk it up in the dikshunerry just a moment pleez … lets see …. flip flip flip … emoshunal … flip flip flip … empanada mmmmmm empanadas … flip flip flip … emperor pengwin woops too far … flip flip flip … ah ok heer it is empathy:
the action of understanding, being aware of, being sensitive to, and vicariously experiencing the feelings, thoughts, and experience of another of either the past or present without having the feelings, thoughts, and experience fully communicated in an objectively explicit manner ; also : the capacity for this
hmm wow those ar a lot of big wurds!!! but i am pretty shoor that i hav empathy on akkownt of i am sutch a sensitive dog however i wil not hav empathy for stuffies becuz they ar eevil and must be destroyd as must the gofers and the ninja hedjhogs and all others wot oppose me ha ha no just kidding i hav empathy for them even wile i destroy them i tel them i am sorry i hav to destroy yoo becuz i am shoor yo do not like it but i must do it nevertheless wich mayks me sum sort of hero like king theoden frum the faymus dokyoomentary lord of the rings ennyway i wood like to pass this along to a frend of mine wot also has the empathy as evidensed by her menny insisiv poems and observayshuns i am of korse referring to my gud frend shadow!!!
ok nekst up is the kreativ blogger award wot i got frum my gud frend lucia:
as yoo may no this is wun of my favrit awards on akkownt of it is the only wun wot is spelt korrektly!!! with this award yoo ar suppozd to list seven things yoo luv wich i hav dun before so i am going to tern this list over to tucker so he can list seven things wot he luvs ok lets heer it for tucker!!!
Seven Things I Love by Tucker the Vizsla Dog
- Mama/Food (tie)
ummmm hay thanks tucker that is an ummmm grate list reely givs us sum insite into yore persunality ennyway i am suppozd to pass this award along to seven blogs wot i luv heer goze:
- my gud frend nooter the dog wot i gess is nooterd just like me poor poor nooter
- and wun of my frends frum akross the pond but not the pond at the park down the street that other pond the atlantik oshun yes its the black cat!!!
- and the luvly miss laila the vizsla dog!!!
- and my fluffy frend khyra hoo is always on skwirrel dooty ha ha i sed dooty
- and nala the byootiful ridgeback!!!
- and my gud frend starla hoo jenerusly hosts ekschaynj stoodents ie stuffies in the luvly land of montana!!!
- and finaly my frend stephanie hoo wood like you to pleeeeez stop bownsing alreddy!!!
heer ar the roolz and regyoolayshuns for this — hay!!! tucker!!!! stop trying to drink the coffee its just a pikcher!!!! sheesh ok ennyway as i wuz saying heer ar the roolz and regyoolayshuns for this award:
- As a dedication for those who love blogging activity and love to encourage friendships through blogging.
- To seek the reason why we all love blogging.
- Put the award in one post as soon as you receive it.
- Don’t forget to mention the person who gives you the award.
- Answer the Award’s question by writing the reason why you love blogging.
- Tag and distribute the Award to as many people as you like.
- Don’t forget to notify the Award receivers and put their links in your post
wel hmmm ok the reezon i luv blogging is becuz it helps me market dennises pig powders to a wurldwide awdiense get yore pig powders today!!!! oh and also becuz it helps keep me owt of trouble wile mama and dada arnt home if yoo think i am nawty now just imadjin how nawty i wood be if i wernt on the kompyooter all day long!!! ok now i wood like to pass this along to a kuple of bloggers wot luv to enkooradj frendship thru blogging they are:
- my gud frend gina hoo has not ben arownd mutch laytly but is stil a gud frend of me and menny others!!!
- and my other gud frend a blog in the rough hoo has also not ben arownd mutch laytly but is stil a gud frend of me and menny others!!!
- and my other other gud frend lavenderbay hoo has also also not ben arownd mutch laytly on akkownt of she moovd frum the mithical land of ontario to the mithical land of noo brunswick ware they mayk bowling alleez
- and my other other other gud frend rio rocket and delilah hoo hav also also also not ben arownd mutch laytly on akkownt of there mama is verry verry bizzy with wurk and running a coffee shop and mayling owt packadjes ful of wunderful presents
- and finaly my other other other other gud frend checkers hoo has also also also also not ben arownd mutch laytly on akkownt of i think his dada is also verry verry bizzy hyoomans!!! always so bizzy!!! they shud lern to relaks like us dogs do!!!
and their yoo hav it vote for dennis wun of the biggest most lavish sunday awards and meem shows in sunday awards and meem show historee vote for dennis i hope yoo enjoyd it and if yoo tayk away just wun thing frum todays show vote for dennis i hope it is that yoo shud vote for dennis ummmm i meen that yoo shud hav lots of frends!!! ok bye!!!