hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i wood like to speek to yoo this morning in my kapasity as a sivik minded ceo of a company wot is verry consernd with the publik helth i am referring of korse to dennises pig powders now i hav ben moniterring the swine floo sitchooayshun just like evrywun else as the level of panik and misinformayshun abowt this dizeez abayts and i am shoor that my reakshun is the saym as that of evry other observer wen i say why arnt yoo peepul panicking more?!?!
oh shoor it seems like maybe evrything is under control and the swine floo is not spredding so mutch ennymore but that is just wot the swine floo wants yoo to think!!! it is all part of its sinister plan for wurld dominayshun!!! how do i no this yoo ask??? wel chek owt this wurld ekskloosiv foto wot i hav obtaynd of the swine floo consulting a notoryus soopervillin:
oh no!!!! h1n1 has joynd forses with trouble the kitty to tayk over the wurld!!! can ennywun sayv us now?!?!?!? wel i am glad yoo askd that kwestchun becuz lets luk and see wot happens nekst!!!
whew it shoor is a gud thing that there wuz sum dennises pig powders arownd wile this summit of eevil was going on owt in the garadj!!! so just remember evrywun their is no need to panick abowt the swine floo unless of korse yoo hav not yet orderd yore kayse of dennises pig powders*** ok bye
*** doo to unforseen manyoofaktchooring diffikulteez we ar currently unaybel to fulfil enny orders for dennises pig powders however we wil be happy to add yoo to owr wayting list and ship yoo yore pig powders as soon as sum bekumz avaylabul ok bye