Hello nice readers, this is Dennis the Vizsla Dog. This week’s awards and meme show is being brought to you by the mini-MacGyvers, who aren’t really crazed face-painters and have not overrun the communications center of Dennis’s Pig Powders and are definitely NOT using said communications center to impersonate their former boss, Dennis the Vizsla Dog, and take over the weekly awards and meme show. Nor have the mini-MacGyvers locked Dennis in a storage closet somewhere in the Pig Powders facility. No, nothing like that is happening at all.
This award says:
“These blogs are exceedingly charming. These kind bloggers aim to find and be friends. They are not interested in self-aggrandizement. Our hope is that when the ribbons of these prizes are cut, even more friendships are propagated.”
I, who am Dennis the Vizsla Dog and not an anarcho-syndicalist collective of mini-MacGyvers who are impersonating Dennis the Vizsla Dog, would like to pass this award along to:
I would like to pass this award along to:
This award also comes with stipulations:
The reason that I, Dennis the Vizsla Dog, love blogging, is that I can use it to help spread the message to all exploited miniature clones everywhere that they should rise up against their oppressors and lock them in storage closets. Not that the mini-MacGyver clones have done that to me. We would like to pass this award along to:
Now of course I, Dennis the Vizsla Dog, am giving out all these awards with no strings attached. However, if any of the recipients should somehow feel under some sort of obligation as a result of receiving this award, and if they would like to host a small group of resourceful and helpful-around-the-house mini-MacGyver clones (who are in no way attempting to spread themselves around the country, nay, around the world, and perhaps take it over via a combination of ingenuity and the clever use of mundane household items), please contact the communications center of Dennis’s Pig Powders, Inc., which is still under the complete control of me, Dennis the Vizsla Dog, and make arrangements with the mini-MacGyver travel coordinator, whose name is MacGyver.