hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel this hole boiler rum brokeradj thing isnt wurking owt like i had hoped for wun thing nobody seems to be intrested in investing no matter wot sort of indoosements we offer them:
not only that but my socalld frend chris the broker is a reel slayv driver he stands their and mayks shoor we ar wurking the fones all the time we only git like wun bathrum brake a day and we never git to leeve the boiler rum to go owtside and play fetch or ennything!!! i am starting to think that this brokeradj mite not be on the up and up!!! oh hang on sumwun is nocking at the boiler rum door maybe it is sumwun bringing us lunch!!!
wel it is not lunch it is in fact the police and that kernel frum mash!!! they say they are going to tayk me on a perp wawk oh boy i havent gotten to go on a wawk sinse those mini macgyvers lokd me in the boiler rum on sunday!!!
ahhh it is gud to be owtside agin so it terns owt that the boiler rum brokeradj wuz akchooally beeing run by the mini macgyvers and they wer going to keep all the munny and not invest it in my pig powders bizness at all can yoo imadjin sutch greed?!?!? fortchoonatly the nice man frum mash sed that if i testify aginst the mini macgyvers they wil not press chardjes aginst me altho they ar impownding my faktry and all my inventory as evidense so i gess i am owt of bizness agin but only for now i wil think of a noo ventcher yoo wil see!!!
the nice man frum mash sed they got an anonamus tip abowt wot wuz going on at the faktry i dont no hoo the tipster wuz but hooever yoo ar thank yoo for gitting me owt of that boiler rum!!! ok bye