The Hipster Kitties
And their imaginary friends
Dogfight
Our training operation with Maverick and his sidekick Mark Greene is underway. This is supposed to be a friendly competition, but Maverick’s crazed obsession with my supposed theft of his Ray-Bans has turned it into a grudge match instead. This time, it’s personal.
It begins as a normal flight, with our two jets cruising the skies like birds of prey; but suddenly Maverick moves into position behind us. What is he up to back there?
Suddenly warning lights go off in our cockpit — Maverick has armed his missiles and aimed his targeting systems at us! Before we can even radio to ask him what he thinks he’s doing, he fires a barrage of deadly weaponry at our fighter.
Blinded by his obsession with my sunglasses, Maverick did not take into account my lightning reflexes or my skill on the stick. I evade his missiles, execute a loop that gives Spiny Norman a nosebleed, and end up with Maverick directly in my sights:
But suddenly a shudder rips through our aircraft, as pieces begin falling off of it! A cackle from the radio tells me that this is exactly what Maverick expected to happen. That can only mean one thing — sabotage!
As our plane drops out of the sky, we try to eject, but nothing happens. More sabotage! Is there no end to Maverick’s treachery? Behind me, Spiny Norman is in a panic, shouting for Dinsdale, whoever that is. Meanwhile the ground comes rushing up to meet us! I only have seconds to save us both, but I will think of something — because I am Dennis the Vizsla, and I never give up!
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Maybe Tucker Trixie and Trouble can hold up a big blankie for you guys to drop into? Don’t fall on SPiny Norman cuz that might hurt!
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
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Wow! How do you all survive that??
love & wags,
River
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Hey Wait thats Tucker on a magic flying coaster!!!!
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oh i will put in a call to snoopy to come help you
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Difficult situation requires a brilliant solution….you will find it! 🙂
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You are a Dog’s Dog, Dennis, and I know you will somehow survive this monstrous attack!
Go get ’em!
Kisses,
Stella
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What next? Hidden collar parachutes? Maybe a giant can of compressed air?
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Dennis
You have me in a panick thewe!
But I twust that you will pwevail!
You awe aftew all Dennis the Vizsla!
smoochie kisses
ASTA
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I don’t know how in the heck you will get out of this one? Tanner is grounded from the book heist and I can’t fly!!
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Dennis! Your hat is the same colour as my eyes when I was born.
xo
SB
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OMD, we are sitting on the edge of our seats, waiting to hear how this all comes down. Well, you are coming down, right? Be safe.
Woos, the OP Pack
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Oh no Dennis, what is going to happen??? I am so worried my furiend. :0
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Wow! We are on the edge of our seats….well, dangling our bums off the sofa, hehe! Mother has been terribly lazy lately, we apologise! Your parcel should be with you soon….
Slobbers xx
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It amazes me how all those things happens to you!
I will be waiting for the conclusion!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
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Gosh, Dennis, that sure looked dangerous. Do you have a “need for speed” or something?
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Hi Dennis
fill-in-the-blanks post ???????????
I don’t now wath you mean 😦
I have never heard from others,
I’am sorry you didn’t see it LOL
Hope you come back HEHE
Have a nice day
Many greetz
Kareltje & Anya
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Hi Dennis – well you certainly never do anything by halves! Tell your mom that ours agrees about the oceans too! Of course as you know us dogs live for the day and dont have to try and fathom it all out!!!! xxx
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the adrenalin is flowing… what happened? what happened???
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I can explain- your fighter was manufactured by an offshore outsourcer.
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