hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel now that i hav finaly got my blog bak frum tucker i can tel yoo all abowt wot i did last weekend wich was flyball!!! yes thats rite last weekend wuz a too day flyball turnamint in the mithical sitty of ramona!!! now yoo may remember that the last time i playd flyball in ramona i got a littel bit of staydj frite that didnt happen this time but unfortchoonatly their is no viddyo of me becuz mamas memry card in her camera got korrupted wile she wuz their i am not shoor wot that meens but i think it meens it aksepted bribes or sumthing but ennyway heer ar sum pikchers wot she tuk before her card went bad
yes heer is my old nemesis the coverd flyball fasility:
yoo may hav wun last time but this time i wil git the last laff coverd flyball fasility!!! so ennyway we set up owr yoozhual fortified kompownd in the flyball area and i got setteld in my yoozhual comfy krate
as yoo can see my krate comes with all the eesenshuls like a soft bed and a fan and sum botteld water
why yes thank yoo i am verry comfy
sum peepul mite think i am a diva but that is just reedikyulus becuz divas ar girls and i am a boy
besides if ennywun is a diva its sasha the aussie border collie mix!!! hey sasha lindsay lohan calld she wants her signatchoor moov bak!!! ha ha
speeking of fud the other flyball teemz only bring sandwitches and ships but not us!!!! we had owr yoozhual cookowt but wunse agin the cookowt fud wuz not for dogs:
however this did not deter sum of us frum attempting to help owrselvs espeshly my frend indie the bachshund hoo seemd to be chaneling my brother tucker or sumthing
whew all that attempted steeling seems to hav worn indie rite owt!!!
i hope he wayks up in time for his run!!! now i am not shoor if i menshund this before but sumtimes us faymus flyball athleets have problems with stawkers and other crazies wot mite seek to do us harm or fans wot want to git owr awtografs or aktivists wot want us to donayt to there silly chariteez
fortchoonatly we no just how to handel sutch ishyooz
to help keep me sayf frum harm mama and dada bilt me a fortress owt of eeriegayshun pipe and plastic fensing:
sum of the other athleets hav there own fensing wot is not mayd owt of eeriegayshun pipe
oh shoor yore fenses mite be mayd owt of meddel but i bet yoo cant yooze them to water plants!!! sum of theez fortresses ar so spayshus and comfy that owr hyooman roadeez sleep in them too
of korse we dedukt rent for this frum there salareez ok now heer is wot yoo hav all ben wayting for its time for sum flyball!!!!
go sasha!!! go indie!!! go sasha!!! go indie!!! i had all kleen runs too but as i sed mama didnt git viddyo of me on akkownt of her card becoming korrupt and going to prizzin however i did reseev my first title!!!
yes i am now a top flight dog wich is kind of like a top gun dog maybe eksept yoo dont hav to deel with crazy maverick trying to steel bak his raybans not only did i git this spiffy littel medallyun but i am hafway to my nekst wun!!! go dennis!!! go dennis!!! go — wot??? oh dada sez i shud not cheer for myself so ummmm no i think i am going to do it ennyway go dennis!!! go dennis!!! go dennis!!! ok bye