evrybuddy luvs a parayd!!! eksept me!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as i menshund the other day i got to go see a parayd downtown yesterday and by got to go see i meen wuz forsd to go see check it owt!!!

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sunday howl!!! or posibly whine!!! and a never giv up award!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay a lot of my dog frends are posting viddyos today of them or there brothers or sisters howling as a tribyoot to all the sad things wot hav ben happening laytly to owr dog and kitty frends i dont hav enny viddyo of me or tucker or trixie howling becuz we ar not reely howlers the closest thing i cud find wuz this viddyo of tucker singing for his supper it kind of sownds like a cross between howling and whining so i gess that mayks it a whowl but ennyway it sownds kind of sad so maybe it wurks heer it is:

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Who’s On First?

Sophie and I have been languishing in this dungeon for nearly a week, no food, the only water what little drips from the cracks in the ceiling. We have seen and heard nothing from our captor since he locked us in here; we have no idea if he was captured or killed attempting to execute his plan to destroy all the Burger Kings on earth. The lack of food is beginning to make us see and hear things that aren’t really there. Or are they?

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The Dog Whisperer – Part 2

After Dennis’s session with the animal communicator, it was Tucker’s turn. Compared to Dennis, Tucker is quite the chatterbox. What does he have to say? According to my wife: “He sounded a lot like he does on your blog.” Here’s the edited version:

Tucker Talks To The Animal Communicator

This audio is about 8 minutes long. Here are some highlights:

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The Dog Whisperer – Part 1

Not long ago, my wife’s flyball team sponsored an animal communicator to come in and talk to the dogs.  She brought Dennis in for a chat, and Tucker tagged along as well.  Here’s an edited version of the communicator’s session with Dennis:

Dennis Talks To The Animal Communicator

The edited version is about ten minutes long.  Here are some of the highlights:

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wot duz mast sell meen???

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay my sister trouble the kitty wuz abdukted and tayken to the vet yesterday for a rooteen chekkup and wile she wuz their my mama fownd a verry small bump on troubles side so the vet aspirayted it i am not shoor wot aspirayting meens but i think it meens putting her in wun of theez ford veehikuls and driving her arownd for a wile:

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Another New Labor-Saving Device Available!

The makers of the Vizsl-A-Matic 9000™ are proud to announce another new labor-saving device for people who have kitchens! Are you tired of having to manually defrost and clean your refrigerator?  Are you tired of cleansers, sprays, sponges, and cloths?  Is there mysterious squishy leftover food in the back of the refrigerator that you are afraid to touch, even with gloves on?  Well, we have your solution:  The new and improved Vizsl-A-Matic 10000™, featuring all the features of the Vizsl-A-Matic 9000™, plus remote audio control for many functions**!

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sunday awards and meem show!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel it is sunday and yoo no wot that meens that meens its time for the sunday awards and meem show!!!

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Angels & Vizslas

Last week, my colleague Sophie solved the puzzle of the Rubik’s Cube in an ingenious fashion; this led us to a secret hatch in the back room of a Parisian McDonald’s.  As we descend into the darkness beneath the fast food restaurant, one can only wonder what we will find below …

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bakstaydj at the flyball turnamint

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog ok as promissd heer is a behind the seens luk at wot goze on behind the seens at the flyball turnamint wen no wun is luking behind the seens!!!

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a skolarly treetis on eevil skwirrel wizzerds

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay reesently my gud frend mango relentlessly huge posted a pikcher of skwirrels engayjds in wot he thawt mite be a nice game of bitey fayse however upon kloser inspekshun and after eksawstiv reesertch i hav confirmd that this in fakt a pikcher of a skwirrel nekromanser in the prosess of mayking an army of zombie skwirrels to do its bidding!!! now i no wot yoo ar thinking yoo ar thinking oh shoor dennis that sownds like another wun of yore paranoyd fantaseez however i hav pruf wot i hav kollekted in the skolarly treetis wot yoo see here!!!

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