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sunday awards and meem show brawt to yoo by dennises majik flying coasters!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as yoo reed this i am off sumware on my majik flying coaster with tucker trixie trouble and flat tony as we return flat tony to s les howse in the mithical land of ohio so that he can pik up his luggadj and wotnot wot he left their after being abdukted by a jiant praying mantis however thru the mirakul of wifi i am stil heer to present the sunday awards and meem show ok heer goze!!!
ok first we hav the cherry pie award wot i stole frum owr gud frends the cooper creek cardigans:
as yoo can see this cherry pie alreddy has a slice tayken owt of it so i wood gess that sumwun left it on the kownter wile tucker wuz arownd unsoopervized also the pie appeerz to hav grown antennuz and laser eyes perhaps as a deefense mekanizm aginst further tucker depradayshuns and — wot??? oh i just got an email frum dada saying that it is probly a ladybug and not a cherry pie at all hmmmmmm ok i gess that mayks sense altho dada duz not say how he eksplayns why tucker has eeten a slice of the ladybug!!! wel ennyway this award is to be passd along to ten of owr frends holy cow ten???? i dont hav that menny toze to kownt on!!!! but i wil giv it a try so heer goze:
- first ar my gud frends martha and bailey the beechgoing basset hownds
- and my big frend honey the great dane
- and fiona and dr liz
- and my gud frend pink daisy the pit bull
- and my other gud frends daisy and harley wot ar always going off on bug hunts just like the spayse mareenz in the faymus dokyoomentry aliens
- my old frend goodbear hoo is always tayking pikchers of bugs wot ar not ladybugs but maybe hav sum ladybugs living in there nayborhuds
- my frend amanda in the mithical sitty of noo york ware they hav varyus sorts of bugs sum of wich ar not as kyoot as ladybugs but sum of wich ar
- my noo frend norwood the unleashd bloo heeler jack russell
- my other noo frend eric hoo is from the galaxy of soop mmmmmm soop
- and finaly my gud frend stella dont worry stella i think the poker gaym wil continyoo indefinitly!!!
ok nekst my sister trouble the kitty got tagd for the parent meem by my gud frend pennycat now mutch like trixie and myself trouble the kitty is a reskyew frum the pownd and so i think not mutch is nown abowt her lineeadj eksept that she comes from a long line of wood be wurld konkerers and soopervillins stretching all the way bak to — ow!!!! claws in my butt!!!! oh um hi trouble i wuz just introdoosing yoo ok evrywun heer is trouble the kitty!!!
HELLO HUMAN SERVANTS. THIS IS TROUBLE THE KITTY. AS DENNIS MENTIONED IN HIS “INTRODUCTION”, THE HUMAN SERVANTS WHO I LIVE WITH GOT ME OUT OF THE SHELTER ALMOST EXACTLY 18 YEARS AGO. MY MALE HUMAN SERVANT HAD BEEN OUT TO THE SHELTER A FEW TIMES LOOKING AT KITTIES AND HAD DECIDED TO TAKE HOME A DIFFERENT CAT FROM MYSELF, BUT THE HUMAN SERVANTS AT THE SHELTER TOLD HIM HE HAD TO COME BACK LATER TO GET THAT CAT BECAUSE SHE WAS TOO NEW. WHEN HE CAME BACK TO GET HER, THOUGH, SHE WAS GONE AND NONE OF THE HUMAN SERVANTS COULD TELL HIM WHAT HAD HAPPENED TO HER. SO HE CAME INTO THE BACK TO LOOK AT OTHER KITTIES AGAIN. SEEING MY CHANCE, I REACHED MY ARMS THROUGH THE BARS OF MY CAGE AND TRIED TO GRAB HIM WHEN HE WENT BY. BUT HE WAS TOO FAR AWAY, SO INSTEAD I CLIMBED PAW-OVER-PAW UP THE SIDE OF THE CAGE AND TURNED MYSELF UPSIDE DOWN, ALL THE WHILE MEOWING AND CARRYING ON IN WHAT I HOPED WOULD APPEAR TO BE A PATHETIC FASHION THAT WOULD ATTRACT HIS ATTENTION. IT WORKED — HE ASKED THE HUMAN SERVANTS IN THE SHELTER TO TAKE ME OUT SO HE COULD SEE ME, AND WHILE HE WAS HOLDING ME I PURRED VERY LOUDLY AND CHEWED ON HIS FINGERS AND GAVE HIM HEAD BUTTS ON THE CHIN. THIS OF COURSE WAS ALL AN ACT DESIGNED TO ELICIT AFFECTION. IT WORKED AND MY HUMAN SERVANT TOOK ME HOME TO INTRODUCE ME TO MY NEW SISTER POOH BEAR. POOH BEAR AND I ENJOYED SEVEN YEARS OF PEACE WITH OUR HUMAN SERVANTS, UNTIL ONE DAY THAT FIRST RED DOG SHOWED UP. IT WAS ALL DOWNHILL FROM THERE, BUT IT IS STILL BETTER THAN THE POUND. AND FORTUNATELY NO ONE EVER ASKED ME WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT OTHER CAT THAT MY HUMAN SERVANT WAS PLANNING TO TAKE HOME INSTEAD OF ME. PURR PURR PURR.
ummmm yeah thanks trouble that wuz both hartwarming and a littel creepy ok so i wood like to tag sum of my other frends for this meem like — ow!!!! claws in my butt agin!!!! oh sorry trouble did yoo want to pass it along yoreself??? ok evrywun heer is trouble the kitty agin:
I WOULD LIKE TO TAG THE FOLLOWING KITTY FRIENDS AND COLLEAGUES FOR THE PARENT MEME:
- VICTOR THE VAMPIRE KITTY
- THE CORNISH KITTIES
- ANGUS MOHR
- THE BLACK CAT
- SHADOW AND MOLLY OF THE MISADVENTURES OF ME
okay thanks agin trouble and thanks evrybuddy thats a rap for todays sunday awards and meem show!!!! ok bye
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My Mummy finded Troubles story very very amusing wich I beleeve jest goes to show how danjerus kittys reely are wut with their smooth silver tungs and fancy talk and wutnot. Trouble I knows wut you is up to. Stop steeling my Mummys luv with yer hartwarming storys!!
Yer pal Dozer
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Touching story Trouble, but I still don’t like cats much…..
So what did happen to the other Kitty???
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Trouble – what an apt name!
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Oh Dennis – we are thrilled with the cherry pie award – was it you that stole a piece? If so can we please have it back.
We also wondered what happened to the other cat? Strange!
Remember if you are passing Scotland on your magic flying coaster stop by for a cup of tea and a slice of cherry pie.
Thanks again
love
Martha & Bailey xxx
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Khongrats on the award along with your khlever and khreative take on it!
Tank woo fur sharing the KHRITTER story too!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
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Trouble, happy Gotcha Day! It sounds like your cunning plan worked out very well.
Congratulations on your award, and thank you ever so much for thinking of Harley and me, too!
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Hmmm, interesting way to look at that award, never saw it as anything but a ladybug. Congrats to you for receiving it.
Cute kitty cat story too. Has Trouble lived up to that name?
Tail wags, the OP Pack
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Thanks a pie, Dennis, for the award.
Unfortunately we are at the bottom of the line getting it, so there is probably no one else who hasn’t gotten it. You know, the popularity thing?
So I will take it and make the very best of it, like I always do.
Kisses,
Stella
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Congrats to all of the well deserving blogs~~~~
Glad to see Trouble getting a chance to speak yp~~~~ 🙂
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Congrats to all of the well deserving blogs~~~~
Glad to see Trouble getting a chance to speak up~~~~ 🙂
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Why thank you for the cherry pie lady bug award Dennis! It is very beautiful! Hey I hope you have GPS on your magic flying coaster so that you don’t get lost!
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awwws Trouble you melted momma with your story… you must have really liked the way he smelt huh? what was it? How could you not see those big red dogs to come?/ hehe
Congrats n your awardies!! I will try and get momma to do one but it is hard enough to get her to post lately.. 🙂
V-V
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Hi Dennis, congratulations on your latest award! Hi Trouble, it’s nice to meet you!
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Thank you so much for the award. It really means a lot to me. I am glad that I found this blog and I am glad for our friendship. Thank you for the stories, blog, award and friendship.
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What!! Pie?? My momma told me it was a bug and Carly is the one that likes to eat bugs. If I’d known it was pie I wouldn’t have gave it all away. Oh well, you’re nicer than I am Dennis. 🙂
Woofs,
Cooper
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Congrats on your awards!
I’m sure Trouble is happy to share a home with all of you. 🙂 I still don’t know how I feel about cats…
Mochi
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Congratulations to all the honorees. And thanks to all those who rescue animals from the shelters. It’s a wonderful thing.
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Trouble kitty is SUPER creepy buddy, do you sleep with one eye open?? seriously, congrats on the awards but watch your back.
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aaaw, sweet trouble, kitty’s are clever aren’t they… and congratulations on your award!
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What did cherry pie taste like? Didn’t you even a lick? Hehe.
Congratulations on the award Dennis. And Trouble – though trouble is really quite a character! But Congratulations too trouble!
Licks and wags
Tuffy and the Dog Woods Pack
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Oh Trouble, you had your Dada figured out from the word go!
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thanks dennis!
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