hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay reesently my gud frend mango relentlessly huge posted a pikcher of skwirrels engayjds in wot he thawt mite be a nice game of bitey fayse however upon kloser inspekshun and after eksawstiv reesertch i hav confirmd that this in fakt a pikcher of a skwirrel nekromanser in the prosess of mayking an army of zombie skwirrels to do its bidding!!! now i no wot yoo ar thinking yoo ar thinking oh shoor dennis that sownds like another wun of yore paranoyd fantaseez however i hav pruf wot i hav kollekted in the skolarly treetis wot yoo see here!!!
ok first heer is the orijinal pikcher wot i obtaynd at grayt persunal risk frum the interwebs this pikcher kleerly shows the skwirrel wizzerd is armd with a majik wand wot it is yoozing to kreate its walnut seeking zombie hoard:
yoo can tel that the skwirrel on the grownd is a zombie on akkownt of how it slurs the wurd walnuts!!! ok delving deeper into the kareer of this nefaryus skwirrel wizzerd we can see sum of its triks of the trayd for instanse in this pikcher the skwirrel is yoozing the notoryus hand of glory in an effort to keep my brother tucker the other vizsla from wayking up wile the skwirrel wizzerd pilladjes the howse:
littel duz the skwirrel wizzerd no he is waysting time and enerdjy becuz tucker sleeps all day ennyway!!! ha ha ok mooving on we can see by the company he keeps that this skwirrel wizzerd is up to no gud for instanse in this foto the skwirrel wizzerd is hanging owt with the wikked witch of the west and isshyooing orders to the flying monkeys like they were his verry own henchchimps!!!
unfortchoonatly throwing water on a skwirrel wizzerd only mayks him mad and so dorothy and her frends wer unaybel to rid the wurld of this mennis as can be kleerly seen in this layter foto in wich the skwirrel wizzerd is assisting the eevil voldemort during an assawlt on the ministry of majik:
of korse sumtimes the skwirrel wizzerd wil strike owt on his own like in this pikcher heer in which … um … oh sorry this is wen the skwirrel wizzerd wuz gest conduktor at the orkestra i gess eeven evil skwirrel wizzerd okayzhunaly like to support the arts but that still duznt mayk him a gud guy!!!
ah this is more like it heer we can see that the skwirrel wizzerd is going up aginst the faymus marvel sooperhero and sorserer soopreem doctor strayndj in hopes of steeling wun of his valyooabul artifakts!!!
dont wurry doctor strayndj i am shoor that the avengers wil show up in the nik of time to help yoo owt aginst yore nemesis doctor skwirrel!!! but sumtimes the skwirrel wizzerds plots arnt reely eevil they ar just silly for instanse he wunse attempted to enchant brums to mayk them gather walnuts for him lazy lazy skwirrel wizzerd
as yoo can see the skwirrel wizzerd has menny diffrent skils and abiliteez and is abel to kawze all sorts of mistchif so if yoo happin to see him do not attempt to apprehend him yoreself!!!
and their yoo hav it a skolarly treetis on eevil skwirrel wizzerds!!! ok bye