hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay my sister trouble the kitty wuz abdukted and tayken to the vet yesterday for a rooteen chekkup and wile she wuz their my mama fownd a verry small bump on troubles side so the vet aspirayted it i am not shoor wot aspirayting meens but i think it meens putting her in wun of theez ford veehikuls and driving her arownd for a wile:
ennyway this aspirayshun reveeld that their wer mast sells inside the little bump i am not shoor wot mast sells ar eether but after dooing sum reesertch online i think it meens that if left untreeted she wood tern into a tall ship:
ennyway they hav sent the mast sells owt for sumthing cald siteolodjy and if the siteolodjy confirms the mast sells then they wil tayk the bump off and eeven wurse they wil brush her teeth wile she is unkonshus oh how haynus!!!!
my sister trixie has a similer bump on her side too wot they ar going to luk at on wensday it seems as if bumps ar going arownd theez days see evrywun wants to be cool like me wen i had the bump on my tale last summer eksept of korse that i did it first yoo copycats!!!! ennyway we ar al hoping that nither trouble nor trixie terns into a tall ship on akkownt of theez bumps ok bye
ps hay if ennywun is in or neer the mithical land of noo jerzey pleez be on the lukowt for runaway reskyoo siberian laska yoo can go visit my gud frend khyra for more informayshun abowt him!!! ok bye agin