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hoo is denise?!?!?
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as yoo may or may not no i offen intersept dadas mayl luking for enny valyoobal offers for free treets or dog fud wot he may not hav seen wel this week i intersepted a letter frum a vet wot i went to wunse upon a time and wel yoo can imadjin my serprize wen i saw this:
denise??!?!? wot hav theez guyz got pland for me??? wot is there ideea of a compleat fizzical eksam???
aiiieeee!!!!! isnt it bad enuf wot they did to me at that other vetnameez playse wen i thawt i wuz gitting noodels now they want to finish the job??? wel i can ashoor yoo that this is wun letter that dada wil never see!!! ok bye
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Those lips are reeeally creepy.
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Dannis, Momma is rolling down laughing at that one! or shall we call you Denise from now on? Ummm, good luck at the vet…….
-Kira The BeaWootiful
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Dennis, that is one scary picture! Best avoid complete physicals in our experience – good job intercepting that letter!
love
Martha & Bailey xxx
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Dennis you should be very careful what pictures you put on your blog. Meja saw that photo of you and fainted!
Bobo
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You can now claim the fame of being the first (really ugly) cross dressing Vizsla!
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Dennis, I do not know if I should laugh or scream! Hahahaha!
ps: Since “Denise” is due for her Annual Complete Physical, then I guess you are safe for now.
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Funny nice try dressing up my guess some how some way you’ll be seeing the vet. It’s just my hunch. Now that these pictures are on the net it could spell trouble for you some time down the road!
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BURN IT QUICK! holy crap!
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Take Joe’s advice and burn it, fast!
Or maybe just write on the letter that “Denise is no longer with us” and send it back to that vet. Then they will remove you from their mail list.
In the meantime, Give Us a Kiss?
Stella
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oh my GOD i just laughed so hard when i saw denise’s picture!
what a looker!
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Hey Dennis don’t you know its Fourth of July not Halloween? You are TOO funny – be careful them seven vets don’t gang up and give you a hysterical-ectomy!
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Dennis
I suwe hope you’we not schedooled fow a Total makeovew into a giwl..the howwow of it
smoochie kisses
ASTA
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I think it may be a good idea to skip that physical!!!
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OMG!!!! Hey Babe, your place or mine???
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Denise? Yeah, um, not so much. Send that picture to that vet’s office, and I can guarantee that they will never call you Denise again!
*kissey face*
-Fiona
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Dennis the drag queen needs some blue eye shadow. a la Priscilla Queen of the Desert.
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We like Stella’s idea, Dennis – and yes, please send that picture to the high heavens with an M-80 this weekend.
woos, the OP Pack
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Dude, I don’t know what to tell you. Life’s a bitch.
Slobbers,
Mango
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I wish that they khould all be khalifornia girrrrrls….
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
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Denise I think I saw you in a movie once…..
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Surely we will see you in our dream tonight…
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Dennis
I don’t think that letter was for you… aka as denise… Oh pardon me. I just kissed the computer screen, hubba hubba
norwood
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At least you have good bone structure – you would look good as a girl dog too.
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Too funny! But your pictures scared our Fur Kids away … they never seen anything quite so terrifying.
Hehehehe.
LIcks and wags
THe Dog WOods Pack
Pee Ess: THe Chief liked the Mark Twain quote you left on our latest entry. She couldn’t help agree 110%!
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sigh! i’m going in for my annual jab next week… 😦
wet wet licks
Boo
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Whatever you do…when you get into that office, DON’T GO TO SLEEP! You don’t know what you’ll be when you wake up☺
Happy 4th of July. LET FREEDOM RING!
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love the make-over sweetie
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ummm. don’t know what to tell you. but whatevah u do..stay away from your car on July 6th! if they get your name wrong, just think what else could happen (i see you already figured it out:) )
EESH!
tula
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YOU MAKE US SMILE ^____^
Have a cool weekend Dennis 🙂
Kareltje =^.^=
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Can you say, “freak show?” I could compare that pic to Michael Jackson but his skin was lighter and his hair darker. His nose was also much smaller. Even with all that, in comparison, you look fantastic!
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Oh goodness! Dednnis youd better run if daddy gets a hold of that letter! Hugs Joey and Kealani
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You do scrub up pretty good though….
July 6 Hey that’s today, let us know how it all went
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Fergit the v-e-t I wuld be more worryed bout this Denise karakter. Is yer Daddy bringing home anuther dawg?!? AIEEE!!!
Yer pal Dozer
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