hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel sevral times i hav ben abandond and left home in the krate wile tucker goze owt and seez a speshul kind of vetnameez persun he is a whole-istic vet hoo performs akyoopunktchoor i am not shoor wot whole-istic or akyoopunktchoor is but tucker always comes bak frum this vetnameez persun feeling gud and with a spring in his step verry strayndj!!! so to find owt wot goze on at this speshal vetnameez playse i hav attachd a hidden camra to mama lets tayk a luk:
first we see the owtside of the vetnameez playse:
hay that duz not luk like enny of the vetnameez playses wot i go to!!!! that luks like sum sort of spa!!! see i noo tucker wuz gitting to go better playses then me!!! ok dennis kom down maybe its just nice on the owtside and on the inside it is a howse of horrors lets go to the nekst pikcher and see
hay wow thats nice!!! that is nicer than owr howse!!! just luk the furnitcher is neetly arraynjd withowt damadjd upholstry and their is no fluff or torn up butter bokses skatterd arownd the floor!!! hay mama and dada why is owr howse sutch a mess compayrd to this place??? maybe we shud just moov in heer!!! ok lets luk at the nekst pikcher!!!
yeah yeah yeah their is tucker so wot lets moov on
this is the nicest most well appoynted most relaksing eksaminayshun rum i hav ever seen!!! mama has ben holding owt on me!!! now i am verry verry upset!!! i am going to have to go punish wun of my stuffies later to mayk myself feel better!!! ha ha no i am just kidding i punish my stuffies for fun not becuz i am mad at mama ok lets moov on:
ok heer is tucker gitting eksamind and petted by the vetnameez persun tucker luks verry relaksd obviusly this vetnameez persun is verry gud at handling a dog even if he duz keep a skeletun on his shelf
now heer we hav … ummmm … hay tucker did yoo no yoo hav a buntch of needels stuck in yoo??? yikes!!! how did that happen??? ware wuz mama wile this wuz going on???
oh their she is hi mama ummmm hmmmm hay mama did yoo not notice that tucker wuz gitting needels and pins stuck in him??? wow i wil bet tucker was verry upset after this trawmattik surprize!!! in fakt i wil bet he ran away and hid under wun of those luvly yummy sofas in that other pikcher rite???
ummm ok i gess it wuznt a verry trawmattik surprize at all altho i gess it mite hav been trawmattik for the nice lady with the treets if she got her fingers too close to tuckers mowth wile giving him goodeez ha ha tucker is a piranha!!!
ennyway tucker sez that the needels and pins dont hert at all and that he feels a lot better afterwards so hmmm maybe gitting stuck with needels isnt always a bad thing just as long as they ar not connekted to a sirindj ful of vakksine ha ha ok bye