hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay so as promissd heer is the tale of how me and tucker and trixie reeternd to the mithical iland kingdum of coronado for another battel with the pasifik oshun as yoo may rekall wen we did battel with the pasific oshun neerly almost eksaktly wun yeer ago we wer rowndly defeeted but this time it wuz diffrent!!!! sort of!!!
wen we arrivd at the iland kingdom of coronado we wer all verry eeger to git owt and fayse the pasifik oshun espeshly me as yoo can see i am in the bak praktising my elvis sneer wich has been nown to defeet the pasifik oshun with a singel applikayshun unfortchoonatly i dont hav the akkompanying sideberns and so my sneer is not as effektiv as it cud be
upon approatching the dog beech sekshun of the coronado iland beech we wer confronted by this irritabul luking sine:
now of korse the part wot sez no dogs on beech only applize to the part of the beech ware they dont allow dogs and not to the part of the beech ware they do allow dogs mayks sense rite??? as for the no noodity part wel we all had owr kollers on so no problem their the only thing wot konfyoozes me is wether or not we had any alcohalic bevredjez we ar not shoor wot alcohal is but dada sez that at leest they havent bannd alcohol so maybe we can bring beer nekst time ok lets moov on!!!
so heer is us on the approatch to the beech but it appeerz that sumwun has remoovd the oshun and replaysd it with this verry lardj fense and a golf korse!!!! wow california reely will put a golf korse ennyware wont they???
oh wait ha ha how silly of me the oshun is on the other side of the beech!!! ok guys lets hit that pasifik oshun with evrything weev got!!!
ha!!! wot do yoo think of that yoo socalld oshun??? ha ha ha ha!!!
thats more like it!!! as yoo can see we ar all mutch less afrayd of the pasifik oshun this time i think i must hav kowd it with my elvis sneer!!! well now that we hav shown the oshun hoo is boss yoo no wot time it is rite??? its miller time!!!! or posibly water time!!!! lets go to the trixie cam!!!
as yoo can see trixie is luking pretty disrepyootabul by now so yoo can tel she is having a gud time!!! ennyway after a hard days wurk batteling the pasifik oshun their is nuthing like sum kwality time with dada eh tucker???
oh yes gud times!!!
trixie mayd a noo frend at the beech and they did sum fun wressling wile i showted enkooradjment unfortchoonatly this had the unwanted side effekt of mayking trixies noo frend think maybe i wanted to play with him
ummmmmm maybe nekst time mr big scary fast dog!!!!
after playing in the oshun its always gud to go find sumthing nice and stinky to roll in to help restore that gud doggie smell wot the water mite hav aksidently washd off
hey dog!!! stop bogarting all the stinky stuff!!!! hmph!!!
wile at the beech we met up with my teemayt indie frum the ballistic racers flyball teem:
we hung owt with indie for the rest of the day wile he showd us his tekneek for ketching flies:
mmmmmm flies lots of proteen!!! after we wer dun at the beech we all went to a nise littel shopping senter on coronado iland
wile their we ayt at a littel diner calld spiros gyros ware they let us dogs sit on the patty-o:
first mama had to promiss the owners that we dogs wudnt bark ha ha not mutch chanse of that!!! tucker was so tired he didnt eeven try to mootch ennywuns fud!!! wel not much ennyway!!!
as yoo may rekall this is the saym playse we went to last yeer ware i discuverd all the masheenery stikking up frum the undergrownd kingdum of the gofers that stuf is all still their but it duznt luk like the gofers hav mayd enny further progres on it perhaps as a reezult of their beeing driven deeper undergrownd wen i penetrayted to the verry edjes of there kingdum wile eksploring the kayvs with my gradjooat stoodent mutt
wel after we wer dun eeting owr greek fud we hedded bak home to oshunside we wer all gud and tired from owr adventcher in coronado!!!
i hav to say it wuz a gud day!!!
and let this be a lesson to the pasifik oshun maybe yoo can mess with vizslas wunse but yoo cant mess with vizslas twice!!! ok bye