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The Doghouse Of Justice Returns
When I last filed a dispatch, I was about to join the mysterious Doctor inside a dog house on the Planet Petco, where we hoped to hide from the fearsome Kongleks. But it turned out that this was no ordinary dog house; it was, in fact, a very special one, and one that I once knew well …
The Doctor, astute fellow that he is, immediately notices that there is something unusual about the spot he has chosen as his hiding place:
After giving the Doctor a tour of the vast interior of the Doghouse of Justice, I can tell that he is very impressed. And yet, he seems vaguely disturbed about the origins of the Doghouse.
I attribute this to envy; after all, his TARDIS is stuck in the shape of a police box, and at this very moment is no doubt being overrun by Kongleks. Rather than attempt to retrieve it, we concoct a plan whereby I will take him back to Earth to a time and place when his TARDIS is already there while he is off having some adventure.
The Doctor mumbles something about paradoxes and time loops and altering history, but agrees to be dropped off; and so we are off through space and time, back to Earth.
Having finally rid myself of the ever-changing, borderline-mad Doctor, I can at last return to the university and resume my career in the archeology department, confident that everything will be exactly as I left it.
The Doghouse of Justice navigation unit says that it has materialized at the exact coordinates of my office at the university. I will soon be back behind my desk, planning my next expedition to find the Kingdom of the Gophers, or the Lost Kong, or one of any number of other quests which I have been neglecting these last few weeks. Despite the Doctor’s meddling, I have gotten back on track; because I am Dennis the Vizsla, and I never give up.
23 Comments on “The Doghouse Of Justice Returns”
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Wow Dennis – what an adventure! Good job you were there to be the Doctor’s companion. Um, we think your doghouse of justice might have had a tom-tom mulfunction though….he he he! Tail wags – JD and Max.
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Um, after you doghouse landed next to the statue of liberty, did you see Cornelius?
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WOW… we really like these dog house of justice adventures!
Our favorite scene is the last one… is this planet of the dogs?!
xo sugar & martine
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I don’t blame you for dropping off that doofus – Trouble is his Hero…. *sheesh….
*kissey face*
-Fiona
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Very nice written
Great shots and cartoons 🙂
Thanks for the SMILE !!
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Where did the Doctor get a Trouble the Kitty pin? Did Trouble have these made? Is Trouble selling them on the internet?
Where did you leave Trixie! Or Whats-sis-name? Tunker
Too many unanswered questions here, Dennis.
Kisses,
Stella
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I hope he sent the Doctor way into the past–before they invent woolen scarves, perhaps?
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Never a dull moment in the life of Dennis!!!
BOLBOL Smileys!
Dory
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That was an awesome adventure. I’m exhausted just reading about it.
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When you get out of the dog house watch out for ape people. They are tough.
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How exakhtly does one file a dispatch?
Does it matter how gritty it is?
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
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We have missed your adventures Dennis! Can you do anything to stop the rain in Scotland for us?
love
Martha & Bailey xxx
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I gotta echo what Daisy said. I smell trouble. That sure looks like the planet of the apes to me and I don’t remember them having pet doggies that they rubbed or gave kibbles to.
Slobbers,
Mango
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We can’t wait to hear about your next adventure!!
Dennis, your agility trainer must be very professional! Cinnamon’s trainers have never explained different kinds of crosses. Thanks for giving us many tips!
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Were you dizzy from traveling the time loop?
norwood
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Now you have done it. Our human is running around quoting Planet of the Apes. Which is ironic. And sad.
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HaHa – love that console in the third frame! Good job, Dennis.
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With the doghouse of justice….you will not fail! 🙂
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Dennis, did your daddy go to Comic Con? You should have your own comic strip!!! Are staying cool with this heat wave?? Luv u! Ok bye Joey and Kealani
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The Doghouse of Justice has an impressive control room. I see you even have your Flat Tony 2008 World Tour certificate still in there too. Trouble the Kitty is his Hero??? That guy has major psychological problems. The statue of liberty doesn’t look quite right Dennis. I’d be keeping a look out for any strange creatures, like Ummm….
I dunno, Apes maybe….
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Well now my kitties all want a Trouble the kitty pins, she is their new hero!
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Oh good the dawghouse of justiss is back! Are the lanes open? Ive been werking on my game and Im bowling like 80 now. Not bad fer not having enny thums!
Yer pal Dozer
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