hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel its that time of week agin yes its the sunday awards and meem show!!! first up we hav this award wot wuz given to me by my gud frend pink daisy:
i am told that this award sez yore blog is a dreem wot rimes with meem wot is wot this award also kind of is!!! it sez i am suppozed to giv seven byooty tips and then pass this along to seven of my frends so they can giv seven byooty tips and eech of them wil pass it along to seven of there frends hoo wil eech giv seven byooty tips and before long we wil hav akyoomyoolayted almost as menny byooty tips as yoo mite find on one or two paydjes of the faymus soodosientifik jurnal cosmopolitan!!! so let me begin with my efforts to byootify the wurld ok heer goze:
- evrybuddy luks gud in a hat i recomend a fedora altho dada seems to like his tilley hat better for sum reezon
- regyoolar baths in wich mama rubs yoo all over with coconut oyl wil keep yore fur luking sleek and glossy
- its gud to be color koordinayted for instanse vizsla dogs hav rust colord fur and noses and claws and eyes so i wood sugjest paynting yore nails and yore nose and waring colord contact lenzez to match yore hare color
- sumtimes yoo shud miks up yore luk by covering up yore collar with a bandanna
- for a nice firm tushie mayk shoor to wag yore tale at all times
- always ware protektiv ekwipment wen playing sports so that yoo can avoyd unsitely skrapes and broozes
- fresh cut grass is gud for keeping yore pads soft and suppel
ok so those ar my byooty tips now lets pass this along to seven others hoo can help keep us byootiful ok heer goze:
- first my byootiful and glossy gud frend stella!!!
- and my verry wel groomd frend dixie the poodle of distinkshun!!!
- and my other wel groomd frend sassy sasha the shih tzu!!!
- and my yet other wel groomd frend fiona!!!
- and my pretty frend sophy hoo keeps a dog eye on the wurld!!!
- and the always impekably dressd joe stains and tanner!!!
- and last but not leest my frend the warrior aginst spam hoo has mayd ekstensiv studeez debunking the soodosientifik jurnal cosmopolitan!!!
ok so mutch for keeping the wurld byootiful now lets moov on to this nekst award wot wuz custom dezined by my talented frend the purpel hatter:
as yoo can see this award is ……. ummmmm oh wayt that is the best female blogger award wot i dont think is for me hang on a sekund wile i figger this owt ok this is the wun i wuz suppozed to tayk:
as yoo can see this award sez i play a meen geetar wich is of korse troo altho not having thums mayks it hard to hit the wammy bar ennyway purple hatter wud like to giv theez awards to enny of this frends so go grab them if yoo want them!!! just remember purple hatters blog is not for reeding wile at wurk or wile under the aydj of ateteen!!! thats like too and a haf in dog yeerz so i am allowd to reed it tho!!! ok bye
Dennis,
This sounds like some sort of beauty tip pyramid scheme. That said, you are most awesome and I would like to be more like you so I am going to try out some of Momma’s nail polish to better coordinate myself with myself.
Slobbers,
Mango
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Dennis, those are sure some wonderful beauty tips. I am impressed. Congratulations on all your lovely awards.
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Ummmm, Dennis? You have some novel and interesting beauty tips. I have a few beauty tips so thanks for this meem/award thing. Watch my blog for the real deal.
Kisses,
Stella
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Great beauty tips!! I especially like walking of green grass to keep my paws supple!
You do rock Dennis!
Smileys!
Dory
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CONGRATULATIONS on ALLLLL YOUR awards
You deserve it all …..
your friend
Kareltje =^.^=
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Hi, Dennis!
Congratulations on your awards and thanks for the beauty tips!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
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Thanks Dennis for the beauty tips but I’m not sure if I want my nose, eyes, nails & the rest of my body painted grey
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Congratulations on your very nice awards and excellent beauty tips! I might try some of them out except, perhaps, the contact lens one coz I don’t think pinky-beige would be a good eye colour for me. Just saying…
The pole certainly is a good kitty workout coz the Caramel Cats sure need it, being as how they both eat at least twice their own weights a day, haha! 🙂 xxx
P.S. If Trouble would like such a pole, instructions for the building of such an one will be forthcoming shortly. Vizslas might like it too, but it’s not for, ahem, cocking legs against!
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I colour coordinated, did you know my toes is patchy just like the rest of me?
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Woo are one stylin’ Dude so I just KNOW your tips will bekhome the daily regime fur many!
Khongrats!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
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Whew, close call- that second award had me thinking Tucker was going to have to do an equipment evaluation on you… :p
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congratualtions on these lovely awards! and i’m gonna follow your beauty advice and wag my tail all day long, heee heee heeee
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you should try a fez, its quite stylish
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Congratulations on your latest bloggy doggy awards, Dennis! You have a very impressive collection, I see, and are very faithful (just like the good doggy you are) to record, pass on, and say “thank you” for every one. A bloggy ROLE MODEL, I say, with a “good doggy!” pat for you.
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Congrats on your awards and thanks for the beauty tips. You always look great in your hats, but the silly Mom here really has no fashion sense and puts the weirdest things on our heads. But we are all in favor of bandannas and soft fresh mowed lawns are the best.
Tail wags, the OP Pack
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OK I will do ennythang in the pursoot of booty and fame!! So does ennybuddy know where I kin git sum white contakt lenses that will match with my furs? Dennis if you says it will make me bootyfull then I am shore it is troo!
Yer pal Dozer
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Well thanks buddy, I am honored!!
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Wow Dennis, cool tips especially for the booty, we wag all da time and have great boo-teas!
Didn’t know you played guitar, how neat.
M & Z
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I am going to wag more – thanks for the tip.
Morgan
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HI Dennis just wanted to let you know your comments on other peoples’ blog posts always make me laugh out loud!
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I just noticed that you linked to my blog! HAHAHA I have made extensive studies, and I am honored that you recognize so.
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