hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel becuz my sister trixie got so menny akk … akkoal … becuz my sister trixie got so much prayze and enkooradjmint just for garding the hill wich as far as i can tel is the saym thing as sitting arownd dooing nuthing i thawt i wood giv it a try and see if i can git so menny kompliments for dooing nuthing too!!!
of korse i am not going to just jump rite into garding the hill first i am going to ask trixie to trayn me so that i can be as gud a watchdog as she is!!!
wel trixie just tuk a kuple of eksedrin and then told me i am as reddy to be a watchdog as i wil ever git so lets giv it a try!!!
hmmm wel i didnt reely want to be a watchdog ennyway i am more of a luver than a protektor beesides i think trixie is just paranoyd ennyway sitting owt there staring at that silly cardbord boks hay trixie its just a boks its not going to do ennything!!!! ok bye
Later …
The Oceanside Animals 
Dennis and Bailey must have gone to the same “how to be a watchdog” class.
(my favorite is when a friend came to our house before we got home. Bailey greets him at the window then walks away. She comes back with a toy and starts throwing it at the window…)
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Me thinks evil is afoot!
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oh thank you for the humor—yes indeed, up periscope!
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someones got to guard the snaks!!
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Oh Dennis…you can’t let the little bugs distract you!
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Dennis, you have such a great sense of humor! I can’t sit still either so it’s hard to be a watchdog, but at least you have a great sister to do all the work for you while you have tons of fun!
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Um, Dennis? Were you distracted by your own shadow?!?
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i understand dennis… so many things to lick, to smell, to see, to do.
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I bet a fly was trying to bite you!
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I think maybe Trixie left out the step where you have to clear your head of all thoughts. That part is easy for me but might take you a bit of time.
Pretty poor showing, there, Dennis. I mean you couldn’t even face in the proper direction. You need much more practice.
Slobbers,
Mango
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Ahhh, no need to worry for the Vizsla family. Miss Doodle is ready to whip those critters and we all know she will. Such a wonderful dog, and soooo beautiful!
Go gittem, Trixie!
Kisses,
Stella
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Thank goodness for Trixie!!
I know all about those “shiny things” Dennis…they get me every time while I am watching the house!
Mommy says from now on she will “swallow her tea” before reading your blog…bot sure what that means…
Smileys!
Dory
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Whew! I’m dizzy from all that activity. Think I’ll take a nap.
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Hey Dennis, we think someone, maybe the flashy box operator, was doing something to distract you – so not fair.
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Hehe, love the hedgie tummy!
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Focus. Focus. Fo . . . Oh, never mind.
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Oh Dennis, you always make us giggle! We loved the critters with the periscope, he he he! Schnauzer snuggles – JD and Max.
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Thanks for the smile
you are very CREATIVE 🙂
My compliments !!
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Yeah, everyone has their role. Leave the guarding role to Trixie, and you enjoy what you do best!
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Woo might even need to attend the East Khoast Khoncentration Khourse at Khamp Khyra!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
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omdog that looks FUTILE to me too, I mean really, looks like a box to me too?? There are more important things to do like watching baseball and um watching more baseball.
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You’ve got Trixie guarding the place? Two guard dogs seems sort of overkill. Someone has to be on Kibble Patrol…. (Trixie – keep your guard up! And you should be commended for attempting to teach Dennis, well, anything. I mean, he’s got a lot of great qualities, but, uh, I don’t see him as the easiest student in the world!)
*kissey face*
-Fiona
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she might be on to something there Dennis – maybe you should take the class again?
your pal, Morgan
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All I can say is what would you do with out your faithful and dedicated Trixie.
Dennis, I thing you should learn something helpful, like licking the floors clean or dusting with your tail. I think that would make your mom really happy
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Omg, the second picture made me LOL! And yes I agree, spread the love~!
(Oooh… cute squirrels!)
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Hey Dennis that a purty lifelike Dennis statoo you got there. It even moves!! And walks! Oh the thangs they kin do with teknologee nowadays.
Yer pal Dozer
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I love the writing on the blackboard “Show toofies” cracked me up. Dennis your tactic of bringing a robber a toy is probably what Dixie would do too. You look so handsome in your karate outfit
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Who’d ever imagined there was anything in that box, Trixie is so alert!!!
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I think your ideas were very good! You did better than I woulda!
~lickies, Ludo
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I thought you gave great answers about how to guard a home!
Woof!
Sophy
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