consentrayting is hard

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel becuz my sister trixie got so menny akk … akkoal … becuz my sister trixie got so much prayze and enkooradjmint just for garding the hill wich as far as i can tel is the saym thing as sitting arownd dooing nuthing i thawt i wood giv it a try and see if i can git so menny kompliments for dooing nuthing too!!!

of korse i am not going to just jump rite into garding the hill first i am going to ask trixie to trayn me so that i can be as gud a watchdog as she is!!!

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wel trixie just tuk a kuple of eksedrin and then told me i am as reddy to be a watchdog as i wil ever git so lets giv it a try!!!

hmmm wel i didnt reely want to be a watchdog ennyway i am more of a luver than a protektor beesides i think trixie is just paranoyd ennyway sitting owt there staring at that silly cardbord boks hay trixie its just a boks its not going to do ennything!!!! ok bye

Later …

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30 Comments on “consentrayting is hard

  1. Dennis and Bailey must have gone to the same “how to be a watchdog” class.
    (my favorite is when a friend came to our house before we got home. Bailey greets him at the window then walks away. She comes back with a toy and starts throwing it at the window…)

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  2. Dennis, you have such a great sense of humor! I can’t sit still either so it’s hard to be a watchdog, but at least you have a great sister to do all the work for you while you have tons of fun!

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  3. I think maybe Trixie left out the step where you have to clear your head of all thoughts. That part is easy for me but might take you a bit of time.

    Pretty poor showing, there, Dennis. I mean you couldn’t even face in the proper direction. You need much more practice.

    Slobbers,
    Mango

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  4. Ahhh, no need to worry for the Vizsla family. Miss Doodle is ready to whip those critters and we all know she will. Such a wonderful dog, and soooo beautiful!

    Go gittem, Trixie!

    Kisses,
    Stella

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  5. Thank goodness for Trixie!!

    I know all about those “shiny things” Dennis…they get me every time while I am watching the house!

    Mommy says from now on she will “swallow her tea” before reading your blog…bot sure what that means…

    Smileys!
    Dory

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  6. Oh Dennis, you always make us giggle! We loved the critters with the periscope, he he he! Schnauzer snuggles – JD and Max.

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  7. Woo might even need to attend the East Khoast Khoncentration Khourse at Khamp Khyra!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

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  8. omdog that looks FUTILE to me too, I mean really, looks like a box to me too?? There are more important things to do like watching baseball and um watching more baseball.

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  9. You’ve got Trixie guarding the place? Two guard dogs seems sort of overkill. Someone has to be on Kibble Patrol…. (Trixie – keep your guard up! And you should be commended for attempting to teach Dennis, well, anything. I mean, he’s got a lot of great qualities, but, uh, I don’t see him as the easiest student in the world!)

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona

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  10. All I can say is what would you do with out your faithful and dedicated Trixie.

    Dennis, I thing you should learn something helpful, like licking the floors clean or dusting with your tail. I think that would make your mom really happy

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  11. Hey Dennis that a purty lifelike Dennis statoo you got there. It even moves!! And walks! Oh the thangs they kin do with teknologee nowadays.

    Yer pal Dozer

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  12. I love the writing on the blackboard “Show toofies” cracked me up. Dennis your tactic of bringing a robber a toy is probably what Dixie would do too. You look so handsome in your karate outfit

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