The Hipster Kitties
And their imaginary friends
Battle for the Planet of the Stuffies
After the malfunctioning Doghouse of Justice deposited me on this mysterious Planet of the Stuffies, the situation deteriorated rapidly. First I met the contact-lens-seeking, machine-gun happy George; then the Doghouse of Justice was captured by a scouting party of stuffies and taken back to their village.
Now I must get it back.
George seems to think that a frontal assault on the stuffie stronghold would be suicidal but I, knowing stuffies as well as I do, have already formulated a plan that will get us into their village.
With George leading the way — an effort complicated by the fact that he still has not found his contact lenses — we go to the stuffies’ village, where I pose as George’s prisoner.
The stuffies are jubilant at having “captured” me, but little do they realize that this is all part of my plan. Once George does his part, the stuffies will scatter like frightened mice!
But George does not do his part. In fact he’s not even here anymore. Where can he have gone?
Having been betrayed by George, my entire plan has now fallen apart. As I am led off to the stuffie prison by my captors, I furiously begin trying to think of another means of escape. Their jail cell will not hold me forever — because I am Dennis the Vizsla, and I never give up.
22 Comments on “Battle for the Planet of the Stuffies”
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Is this story going to be rated PG-13?
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Oh that doggone (dog gone git it, oh I kill me – Bobo) George and his illicit stuffie love.
Good luck Dennis!
Bobo and Meja
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George is weird!
Sorry he betrayed you!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
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Chew the stuffies – Chew the stuffies!
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Aiee! Less kissing more biting!! I thinks that fella is confoosed bout wut stuffys are for.
Yer pal Dozer
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C’mon now Dennis, if anybody knows how to finish off stuffees, its you!
I am a little shocked that George would let you down, he is an NRA guy you know!
Kill those stuffees, destuff those stuffees, you can do it, I know you can!
Kisses,
Stella
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Dennis, you are my hero. Thank goodness you never give up.
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As Mango RH has taught us, watch the hose placement…
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
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Whoohoo, interspecies LUV. You’re right… Captain Kirk has nothing on George. Whereas George, erm, just has nothing ON.
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Just goes to show Dennis – you can’t trust George!!!
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Dennis, you are on your own now, dude. Watch your backsides.
Slobbers,
Mango
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Dang dirty stuffies!
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Omg George! I always knew by those awesome abs and muscles of his that he can never be trusted.
Go Dennis!!! Never give up! Will be looking forward to read more!
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Whoa! I am going to look at stuffies in a whole new light now!
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george and claude akins? who woulda thunk it…
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I love the story
THANKS FOR THE SMILE ^___^
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THERE IS A NEW AWARD FOR SUNDAY POSTED FOR YOU AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS ON MY SITE, DENNIS!
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George has DEFINITE ISSUES!!!
I think you can soooo take those stuffies Dennis!!
Smileys!
Dory
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I sure hope there is no stuffy bugs in that jail, you have seen enough of that guy, you might go mad. Humans are so stinkin unreliable.
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Be victorious!
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OMD…I have a stuffie just like the one that George is kissing. I never liked it. I knew it was evil. I am throwing it out!
Morgan
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Oh my goodness I’d never of thought George was a stuffieosexual. Don’t be too hard on him Dennis, love can make a man do strange things….
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