Battle for the Planet of the Stuffies

After the malfunctioning Doghouse of Justice deposited me on this mysterious Planet of the Stuffies, the situation deteriorated rapidly. First I met the contact-lens-seeking, machine-gun happy George; then the Doghouse of Justice was captured by a scouting party of stuffies and taken back to their village.

Now I must get it back.

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George seems to think that a frontal assault on the stuffie stronghold would be suicidal but I, knowing stuffies as well as I do, have already formulated a plan that will get us into their village.

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With George leading the way — an effort complicated by the fact that he still has not found his contact lenses — we go to the stuffies’ village, where I pose as George’s prisoner.

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The stuffies are jubilant at having “captured” me, but little do they realize that this is all part of my plan. Once George does his part, the stuffies will scatter like frightened mice!

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But George does not do his part. In fact he’s not even here anymore. Where can he have gone?

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Having been betrayed by George, my entire plan has now fallen apart. As I am led off to the stuffie prison by my captors, I furiously begin trying to think of another means of escape. Their jail cell will not hold me forever — because I am Dennis the Vizsla, and I never give up.

22 Comments on “Battle for the Planet of the Stuffies

  1. Aiee! Less kissing more biting!! I thinks that fella is confoosed bout wut stuffys are for.

    Yer pal Dozer

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  2. C’mon now Dennis, if anybody knows how to finish off stuffees, its you!

    I am a little shocked that George would let you down, he is an NRA guy you know!

    Kill those stuffees, destuff those stuffees, you can do it, I know you can!

    Kisses,
    Stella

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  3. Omg George! I always knew by those awesome abs and muscles of his that he can never be trusted.

    Go Dennis!!! Never give up! Will be looking forward to read more!

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  4. I sure hope there is no stuffy bugs in that jail, you have seen enough of that guy, you might go mad. Humans are so stinkin unreliable.

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  5. Oh my goodness I’d never of thought George was a stuffieosexual. Don’t be too hard on him Dennis, love can make a man do strange things….

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