Beneath the Planet of the Stuffies

After being betrayed by my supposed ally, George the shirtless gun-toting nearsighted human, I have found myself dragged off to a dank dungeon cell deep beneath the planet of the stuffies. Here, I am told, I will await my fate, which will be decided by a judgment passed by the Elder Stuffies. If the behavior of the other stuffies is any indication, I cannot begin to hope for a fair hearing from these creatures. Meanwhile, their scientists are no doubt probing the technology of the Doghouse of Justice. I must escape before these horrible creatures learn how to use it and are unleashed upon an unsuspecting universe …

Like many of the other dungeons I have been in, this appears to be an impregnable cell of stone and iron. I attempt to persuade the stuffie guard that this is all a misunderstanding, to no avail:

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Left to my own devices, I immediately begin pondering ways to escape. Or possibly I just start feeling sorry for myself.

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But my brilliant plotting is unexpectedly interrupted:

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Evidently I have a fellow-prisoner here. But who could it be? Obviously not toadying George; another dog perhaps? Or a human who has not been seduced by the stuffies’ wily ways and opulent lifestyle, and thus was locked away in this terrible place?

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As the rabbit natters on and on, I find myself unable to concentrate on planning my escape; and then the stuffie guard returns with alarming news.

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The trip back to the surface to stand before the tribunal will be my last chance to escape, and I must not waste it! I am not sure what I can do against an entire planet of stuffies determined to exact vengeance upon me, but I will think of something; because I am Dennis the Vizsla, and I never give up.

17 Comments on “Beneath the Planet of the Stuffies

  1. Maybe you can tell them all about Thunder’s efforts to grow a stuffie tree and they will all leave you and rush to the OP backyard.

    woos, the OP Pack

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  2. Oh No Not prison again…. Dennis you spend more time in that cell than you do at home with Mama & Dada.

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  3. Once you meet up with the Elders Dennis and explain your situation we are sure they will let you go!
    If not – we will come over and rescue you!
    love
    Martha & Bailey xx

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