I think you must have learned your negotiating skills from reading your spam email. Still, at least you’ll get Tucker back soon which is better than a million bucks, right?
But what about Tucker? Never mind the money! What kind of shape is Tucker in? I am afraid he is going to come out a total loss, brainally speaking. If it is so, you may have to find an institution where he can live and be cared for, and it will cost you more than your Buck!
You know, Dennis, ’round here we call that stuff “Texas Tea.” It goes for quite a few bucks a barrel…you might rethink your negotiation techniques, buddy!
Hey don’t feel bad Dennis, money’s not everything. Besides you can always invest the dollar with your African Banker friends in a high interest account & be rich beyond your wildest dreams in about 5,000,000 years or so
The Oceanside Animals 
Oh dear! Dennis, you might need to improve your negotiation skills.
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Oops, too quick on sealing THAT deal.
Woos, the OP Pack
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At least you got to keep those funny looking little black truffles you found!
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Uh Dennis… we don’t think William Shatner will be calling you for help any time soon.
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Dennis, a dollar.. really? We would have asked for a box of doggie biscuts, you need to renegotiate for some food.
Paws-out
Nellie, Calvert and Princess Savannah
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What are those new kind of dollars? Millions? Better settle for the old fashioned one.
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I think you must have learned your negotiating skills from reading your spam email. Still, at least you’ll get Tucker back soon which is better than a million bucks, right?
Slobbers,
Mango
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Oh, a dollar!? Dennis Dennis Dennis… *sighs*
Oh and who burped? Tucker lol?
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Hmm, well dennis–just what are you going to do with that paper money? hmm?
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You did your best!!
Smileys Giggles,
Dory
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What?! Uncle Jed is a thief?
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Well, I wouldn’t say that … after all he offered a fair price! 😉
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I think you did your best.
–JB
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But what about Tucker? Never mind the money! What kind of shape is Tucker in? I am afraid he is going to come out a total loss, brainally speaking. If it is so, you may have to find an institution where he can live and be cared for, and it will cost you more than your Buck!
Kisses,
Stella
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Dennis – you drive one hard bargain. I bet he never thought you would talk him down so far.
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That’s ok Dennis. At least you can go get Tucker!
Mochi
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You know, Dennis, ’round here we call that stuff “Texas Tea.” It goes for quite a few bucks a barrel…you might rethink your negotiation techniques, buddy!
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Perhaps you should obtain legal counsel with future negotiations? Dealing with humans is always confusing though.
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Hmm. I’m not sure who got the better deal there. But for some reason the word ‘swindled’ keeps bouncing around in my head….
Don’t spend that dollar all in one place!
*kissey face*
-Fiona, the Financially Unaware
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Perhaps you shouldn’t be quite so hasty next time, although to me a dollar sounds like a good trip to Dairy Queen.
licks and sniffs, Sasha
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Hey don’t feel bad Dennis, money’s not everything. Besides you can always invest the dollar with your African Banker friends in a high interest account & be rich beyond your wildest dreams in about 5,000,000 years or so
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mmmmm, it’s not about the money, it’s about getting tucker, right?!?!?!
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Dennis,
I’m sure Tucker is full of black gold. You can sell Tucker when he pops up.
norwood
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Hay- nevah trust an old man named jed. 2 late now.. but don’t you owe me a $1?
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Oh Dennis – we think you’re a master negotiator! Well done….he he he! Schnauzer snuggles – JD and Max.
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Hey wait!
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Woo hoo a hole dollar!?! Im purty shore you kin git at leest half a jar of peenut butter fer that price!!!
Yer pal Dozer
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